Making some terrible jokes!

[Mcg]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.



I will be posting some "funny" or "terrible" jokes in this thread each day, maybe some of you will like them and some of you won't

Other people can post their own Jokes in here as well from now on

 

[Mama Bear]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.



I will be posting some "funny" or "terrible" jokes in this thread each day, maybe some of you will like them and some of you won't

Don't make them too un-bear-able for us.

 

[Mcg]

Don't make them too un-bear-able for us.

Hmm

I see what you did there

Another daily joke: Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

 

[Mcg]

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

 

[Mcg]

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

 

[Frosty4Rock]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.



I will be posting some "funny" or "terrible" jokes in this thread each day, maybe some of you will like them and some of you won't

icy you want to tell plenty of jokes, but if theyre gonna be as "un-bear-able" as mama requests them not to be, then please lettuce be at peace. Let them at least be punny jokes and not tear-able XD

 

[Mcg]

icy you want to tell plenty of jokes, but if theyre gonna be as "un-bear-able" as mama requests them not to be, then please lettuce be at peace. Let them at least be punny jokes and not tear-able XD

Hmm

Pretty good right there

And other people are allowed to post their own jokes in here now. I’ll edit the first post stating people can post their own here

 

[Mcg]

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

 

[Chidori]

I was gonna wash my car but i forgot i got to dust my shelves 2.

Hint (Dust 2)

 

[Frosty4Rock]

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

well i now have a friend who hates this joke XD. She got it instantly

 

[Mcg]

well i now have a friend who hates this joke XD. She got it instantly

i see
hehe

 

[Mcg]

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

 

[Mcg]

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

 

[Mcg]

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

 

[leo :)]

I hate 9/11 jokes, they're so plane...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor? (this one might be stupid, but it works on JB talent day)

 

[Mcg]

I hate 9/11 jokes, they're so plane...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor? (this one might be stupid, but it works on JB talent day)

i see

 

[Mcg]

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

[erickablyat]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted

 

[Xare]

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

 

[Chaonyx]

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

....... That one hurt the most OUCH