Making some terrible jokes!

[Ledzo]

I'm really good at racist jokes

 

[Mcg]

I'm really good at racist jokes

oh boy, this'll be something

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Also the page where i get these are back

 

[Larry_Da_Lobster]

The POLICE Just Stopped ME Came Up To My Window An Said "PAPERS"? So I Said "SCISSORS" I WON & Drove OFF The guy Must Want A REMATCH Cuz He Been CHASING Me For The Past 10 MINUTES

 

[Mcg]

Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.

 

[Mcg]

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside

 

[Frosty4Rock]

HOW DARE YOU LET THIS PUN THREAD DIE... it was once eGO's slice of key lime pie, but also something we could only see in the corners of our eyes

 

[Mcg]

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

 

[Slam Fanderbergler]

A photon checks in to a hotel. A bellhop approaches and offers to bring the photon's luggage up to his room. "No thanks," replies the photon "I'm traveling light."
ba dum tiss

 

[Mcg]

Q:What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A: A meowtain

 

[Mcg]

Just changed my Facebook name to “No one” so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it’ll say “No one likes this”.