Destroy a Wish! (Forums Game)

[dryden]

Your wish worked and all the mustard on this planet has been magically teleported to outer space. What you don't know is apparently mustard duplicates itself when it's not being affected by gravity and you have unknowingly caused a giant mustard ball to form in space that will inevitably crash into earth ending all life as we know it.

I wish to live on mars in a space station that has an infinite amount of oxygen.

Your wish is granted but you freeze to death

I wish to have new shoes

 

[3dsam1]

You get what tastes like the best slice of pizza in the world but you soon start to get sick. Turns out the pizza was poisoned and you get poisoned to death.

I wish for Summer break to be longer.

 

[purducken]

Your wish is granted but you freeze to death

I wish to have new shoes

You are suddenly hit over the head with a pair of new shoes, you exclaim: "Ouch!". As you pick up the shoes to give them a look, you hear what you believe to be police sirens. As you set the shoes down to try them on, several police cars pull up to you and tell you to get on the ground. You comply and soon you're in court on the account of stealing a pair of shoes that belonged to a baseball legend. You are given two choices, the first being: go to jail, and the second being: go to a summer camp called, "Camp Green Lake". You choose to go to Camp Green Lake and end up dying from a poisionus lizard.

I wish for the best slice of pizza in the world.

You get what tastes like the best slice of pizza in the world but you soon start to get sick. Turns out the pizza was poisoned and you get poisoned to death.

I wish for Summer break to be longer.

(Destroy this wish! ^ Things got a little mixed up, that was my bad.)

 

[JustJad3n]

You get what tastes like the best slice of pizza in the world but you soon start to get sick. Turns out the pizza was poisoned and you get poisoned to death.

I wish for Summer break to be longer.

Summer break is now longer, but now school days are 50% longer in-order to make up for the amount of school you missed increasing the duration of summer break

I wish I could go back to the start of the human race and be imortal, and feel no pain, and live throughout the entire planets life spreading history through every generation maybe hang out with da boi Jesus

 

[purducken]

Summer break is now longer, but now school days are 50% longer in-order to make up for the amount of school you missed increasing the duration of summer break

I wish I could go back to the start of the human race and be imortal, and feel no pain, and live throughout the entire planets life spreading history through every generation maybe hang out with da boi Jesus

Your wish is granted and you suddenly find yourself at the beginning of time. You're hanging out in the garden of eden and eat the fruit from the tree of life which makes you immortal. You make friends with a lot of people and it is fun for a while. However, all things must come to an end and time waits for no one. As you witness every single one of your friends die, you start to feel depressed and lonely. You wish to take your life but cannot. You're forced to live through all of time. The year is now 12539 AC. and the planet has imploded. You are the only survivor- the only living thing in the entire universe. As you drift around in space for the rest of eternity you slowly lose your mind. You realize that this was not a wish but a curse.

I wish for some water.

 

[JustJad3n]

Your wish is granted and you suddenly find yourself at the beginning of time. You're hanging out in the garden of eden and eat the fruit from the tree of life which makes you immortal. You make friends with a lot of people and it is fun for a while. However, all things must come to an end and time waits for no one. As you witness every single one of your friends die, you start to feel depressed and lonely. You wish to take your life but cannot. You're forced to live through all of time. The year is now 12539 AC. and the planet has imploded. You are the only survivor- the only living thing in the entire universe. As you drift around in space for the rest of eternity you slowly lose your mind. You realize that this was not a wish but a curse.

I wish for some water.

Your wish is granted as you see the water you hastily drink like a gallon without thinking, you suddenly realize you just drank about a gallon of salt water, and are now even more dehaydrated, and like an hour later you die lol

I wish I could witness alien contact in my lifetime

 

[purducken]

Your wish is granted as you see the water you hastily drink like a gallon without thinking, you suddenly realize you just drank about a gallon of salt water, and are now even more dehaydrated, and like an hour later you die lol

I wish I could witness alien contact in my lifetime

As you walk down the street, you turn a corner and you suddenly get jumped by a man. He assaults and robs you. You find out later that he was an illegal alien from another country.

I wish for the ability to see and travel to the future, so that I know everything that will happen and how to avoid it.

 

[mom]

I wish for the ability to see and travel to the future, so that I know everything that will happen and how to avoid it.

You received the ability to time travel, however you travelled so far into the future that you were stuck in a mysterious realm 20 million years from now, forever.

I wish for all of the ants in my house to go away.

 

[purducken]

You received the ability to time travel, however you travelled so far into the future that you were stuck in a mysterious realm 20 million years from now, forever.

I wish for all of the ants in my house to go away.

You've successfully gotten rid of all the ants inside your house via an exterminator. Unfortunately, Ant-Man happened to be inside your house at the time of the extermination. He was sadly killed. Because of this, no one will be able to defeat Thanos and he will rule the entire universe, enslaving everyone.

I wish to the be the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[Kaise]

You've successfully gotten rid of all the ants inside your house via an exterminator. Unfortunately, Ant-Man happened to be inside your house at the time of the extermination. He was sadly killed. Because of this, no one will be able to defeat Thanos and he will rule the entire universe, enslaving everyone.

I wish to the be the very best, like no one ever was.

You are the best at being the worst.

I wish for Article 13 to be completely removed, my EU homies don't deserve that.

 

[eNduRrE]

You are the best at being the worst.

I wish for Article 13 to be completely removed, my EU homies don't deserve that.

Article 13 gets abolished but then Article 14 comes to be which is 100x worse than article 13 was.

I wish my dad would come back from getting milk from the store.

 

[purducken]

Article 13 gets abolished but then Article 14 comes to be which is 100x worse than article 13 was.

I wish my dad would come back from getting milk from the store.

Your dad comes back from the store, but he brought his new family with him.

I wish this wish won't be destroyed in the form of a song.

 

[mom]

I wish this wish won't be destroyed in the form of a song.

Your wish was denied, and destroyed in the form of a song.

I wish for a flying car.

 

[carter227]

Your wish was denied, and destroyed in the form of a song.

I wish for a flying car.

You got a flying car. However, it takes a gas that cost $5000 per ounce.

I wish to get banned from eGO.

 

[Kaise]

You got a flying car. However, it takes a gas that cost $5000 per ounce.

I wish to get banned from eGO.

You get banned from eGO, but then you get unbanned and promoted to CEO. Congratulations, you are the new owner!

I wish for TangoWorldWide to disappear forever.

 

[mom]

I wish for TangoWorldWide to disappear forever.

Karma hit you pretty hard, and it turned out you disappeared.

I wish for some hot cheetos.

 

[carter227]

Karma hit you pretty hard, and it turned out you disappeared.

I wish for some hot cheetos.

Well, you got cheetos, but completely unflavored.

I wish for Epic to be demoted.

 

[purducken]

Well, you got cheetos, but completely unflavored.

I wish for Epic to be demoted.

Epic gets demoted, and his father, the founder of Epic Games, gets ticked. He then sues eGO for harassment and we're forced to shut down.

I wish to be the bird in the egg, in the egg in the nest, on the nest on the branch, on the branch on the tree, on the tree in the ground, and the green grass grows all around, all around, the green grass grows all around.

 

[mom]

I wish to be the bird in the egg, in the egg in the nest, on the nest on the branch, on the branch on the tree, on the tree in the ground, and the green grass grows all around, all around, the green grass grows all around.

Your egg gets cracked, your nest is blown away in the wind, your tree is burned down, the green grass becomes unfertilized and dies.

I wish for school to end forever.

 

[lily]

Your egg gets cracked, your nest is blown away in the wind, your tree is burned down, the green grass becomes unfertilized and dies.

I wish for school to end forever.

school ends forever. adult illiteracy spikes up throughout the world, and without qualified people to replace the current ones the world falls into chaos.

i wish for 24 dollars so i can buy a game that i want