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Shalom

uh oh... stinkyyy... poooop hahaha poopies funny poopies ahlallala haha. funny poop, poop funny weeee haha yayyy for poopy
 
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.” Shalom
 
what's the best thing about switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a whole big plus... haha Shalom
 
Shalom

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

kuantum wtf is this lmao
 
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