My name is not Strum; it's Sturm (meaning "Storm") and is phonetically pronounced as SHTOORM (IPA: /ʃtʊʁm/), while Bruder (meaning "Brother") is phonetically pronounced as BROO-dah (IPA: /ˈbruːdɐ/)
But just call me Sturm, like Stir+M
Make sure to build those kids' online personas! I'm father to FelixisKing and JagdMonster!
Anyway, IF you're ANAL Retentive (and Survey Says DING! #1 Answer!), then help us count to a MILLION!