How bad can criminals fail?

Mystery Penguin

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I've been watching tru tv and was watching some of the police videos, and two made me laugh ridiculously hard.

#1
A robber comes into a convenient store and tries to scare the clerk with nothing but his hands, so when he grabs for the cash in the register the clerk slams it shut and the guy is in a lot of pain, despite this, he keeps grabbing for the cash. But as consistently as he tried to grab the cash, the clerk kept slamming the register shut, again and again, and shortly after, he leaves, with the clerk unharmed.

#2
A robber comes into a convenient store with a metal rod, but this doesn't scare the clerk. What the clerk does is he pulls out a golf club and beats the crap outa the robber, but the robber grabs his club. What the clerk does is pull out ANOTHER club and hits the robber's club so hard that both of the clubs break, but this isn't the end of it. The clerk pulls out YET ANOTHER club and beats the robber out of the store, and keeps beating him a little ways away from the store.

I know this may have been a frightening moment for the clerks, but I'm not making fun of them, I'm making fun of the robbers that got OWNED by them. Please post your comments on what you think :D
 
They can fail this badly. Not a rick roll ;)

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfsCQybek0[/ame]
 
Funny, yet I think this one takes the cake


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c5ZwldZAHU&feature=related[/ame]
 
Oh my young Penguin, you have much to learn.
Favorite dumb criminal stories:
Man robs gun store with knife. (After googling it for an example, this seems to happen often.)
Man attempts to break window by throwing brick at it, bounces off Plexiglas window, knocks man unconscious.
Man robs store, returns next day to ask cashier out.
Man robs marathon running black belt holder.
Teens attempt to rob...police station.
Burglars encounter police officers conducting drug raid.

I can poke fun at cops too can't i?
Police recover doughnut truck after high speed chase
 
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I saw one video...
Criminal walks into store with a shotgun, holds up the clerk, after about a minute, the criminal drops something for his coat pocket (shotgun shell?). So he puts the shotgun on the counter and bends over to pick up the object, so the clerk grabs the shotgun and majes the crminal give his money back.

Epic lulz ensued in the living room of my house.
 

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