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I've been watching tru tv and was watching some of the police videos, and two made me laugh ridiculously hard.
#1
A robber comes into a convenient store and tries to scare the clerk with nothing but his hands, so when he grabs for the cash in the register the clerk slams it shut and the guy is in a lot of pain, despite this, he keeps grabbing for the cash. But as consistently as he tried to grab the cash, the clerk kept slamming the register shut, again and again, and shortly after, he leaves, with the clerk unharmed.
#2
A robber comes into a convenient store with a metal rod, but this doesn't scare the clerk. What the clerk does is he pulls out a golf club and beats the crap outa the robber, but the robber grabs his club. What the clerk does is pull out ANOTHER club and hits the robber's club so hard that both of the clubs break, but this isn't the end of it. The clerk pulls out YET ANOTHER club and beats the robber out of the store, and keeps beating him a little ways away from the store.
I know this may have been a frightening moment for the clerks, but I'm not making fun of them, I'm making fun of the robbers that got OWNED by them. Please post your comments on what you think
#1
A robber comes into a convenient store and tries to scare the clerk with nothing but his hands, so when he grabs for the cash in the register the clerk slams it shut and the guy is in a lot of pain, despite this, he keeps grabbing for the cash. But as consistently as he tried to grab the cash, the clerk kept slamming the register shut, again and again, and shortly after, he leaves, with the clerk unharmed.
#2
A robber comes into a convenient store with a metal rod, but this doesn't scare the clerk. What the clerk does is he pulls out a golf club and beats the crap outa the robber, but the robber grabs his club. What the clerk does is pull out ANOTHER club and hits the robber's club so hard that both of the clubs break, but this isn't the end of it. The clerk pulls out YET ANOTHER club and beats the robber out of the store, and keeps beating him a little ways away from the store.
I know this may have been a frightening moment for the clerks, but I'm not making fun of them, I'm making fun of the robbers that got OWNED by them. Please post your comments on what you think
