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[R.E.D]

Woah woah woah... let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Sweetie, the Onion has a big budget

I do this for free on my spare time. !chair

 

[The Big Herm]

PurpleNurple loves Hoff like I love Anna Feris. Its just not as funny that I love Anna Feris. I know her address, and Ive got binoculars.

 

[SPARTAN MAN]

LOL nice!!!

 

[R.E.D]

PurpleNurple loves Hoff like I love Anna Feris. Its just not as funny that I love Anna Feris. I know her address, and Ive got binoculars.

You mean Anna Faris, right?

 

[felon]

wow........................

 

[Captain Ashton]

$40b a year! How much are my shares then

 

[R.E.D]

$40b a year! How much are my shares then

Let me see you are Captain Ashton...

Captain Ashes, Captain Ashley, Captain Ash...TON!! here you are

*pulls folder and reviews documents*

Ok here we go you are entitled to...uhm, $0.0000000000000001 dollars.

 

[RedFlag]

LOL This is amazing!
I would love to see more of these R.E.D!

 

[BioHazardd]

Oh man ..
These forums provide entertainment to get a guy through the day.

 

[R.E.D]

LOL This is amazing!
I would love to see more of these R.E.D!

Sure thing. Although I am terrible at writing.

 

[The Big Herm]

You mean Anna Faris, right?

Yeah, I realized after posting that I spelled her last name wrong.

 

[xplag]

I love the comment on the bottom right
we do not know who this is

 

[50centricher]

omg omg omg



cool

 

[sniperwolf1215]

XD that was great.

 

[Booster37]

Isn't that nice? Awards coming out this week. Sweet!

Wait a minute...WHAT about my leg now?

 

[TenGHz]

lmao!!!

 

[OSVG]

Forgot garden's taco fails health inspection.. locals must resort to sandvich!

 

[Major Payne]

Ahahah genious!

 

[Droid]

That is hilarious, nice editing guys!

 

[Cicatriz]

Sweetie, the Onion has a big budget

I do this for free on my spare time. !chair

I'm not saying this isn't funny. Cause I lol'd. But the onion is/was/will always be top comedy. Plus I dated the sister of one of the founders. And it was founded in WI... so I have to represent for my state.

Wait...

Did you just call me sweetie?