A challenge to the baconerds

I have no place to call home in this fight... Safety Dance makes me sick... and bacon... well as I have said many times... sausage > bacon.

I shall sit on the side lines and watch the two groups beat each other down.... and when there are very few left, I will take them out to eradicate both from the shout box and do away with their nonsense!!!
 
MiseryX -TR- said:
BACON MEANS YOU HAVE TO KILL PIGS, pigs are cool and they will oink you to death, SO GO SAFETY DANCE, we shall crush those pig killing evil doers and the honor of safety dancing should be enshrined in the tombs of triumph forever.
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:'( poor pigs

lol safety dance ftw
 
I love Bacon. And the safetydance is ok. So since i have to choose a side. I guess its bacon.

but in regards to spamming the shoutbox. Spam is mostly pig, and so is bacon. so by SPAMming the shoutbox. she is actually a secret lover of bacon.

so no matter what, we win. cuz the LEADER of safety dance loves pig products.
 
The jellybean army is currently on hiatus after our Jehutybean battle. We are secretly rebuilding our forces and becoming strong. One day, we will fight again.

Until then, I must choose. I have some deep seeded anger towards Carmine and his love of chocolate, but I can put that aside for now because I know dancing always wins.

Dancing is the answer to all of life's problems. Are you sad? Dance. Are you happy? Dance. Did you eat too much bacon? Dance. Do you want your dog to look at you funny? Dance. Did you finish a big project? Dance. Do you want the respect and adoration of your peers? Dance.

Therefore, I shall dance... safely.
 
Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

PurpleNurple: As my Division Leader, a good role model, and a friend, it pains me to see that you have been tricked by the deceitful Carmine. You of all people should know that this so called "Safety Dance" isn't really all that safe anyway. I am afraid that it falls to me to put you back on the straight and narrow way. This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.

And Sixxgunn... you poor, deluded man. Nothing more than a pawn of The Drunken Sailor in his ever-expanding quest to strike bacon from the hearts and minds of everyone on the Earth. I am very sorry to see that you have fallen this far. You spoke yesterday of a duel... if this is what it takes, I will meet you on the field of battle and show you the TRUE ways of the bacon!

Drunken Sailor: You have oppressed my peaceful, bacon-loving people for too long! The time for revolt is NOW! Gleefully shall we destroy your army, by any means necessary. Even if we have to employ Booster37HAX (8.0, GOLD edition!).


And Carmine.... Oh, Carmine.... YOU sir. Well, I'll just say this: !chair
 
We can dance if we want to and We SHALL DANCE.... TOGETHER!
Cause those baconnerds dont dance, and if they dont dance, then well their no friends of ours.

War has been declared. And I am with the safety dance.
 
PurpleNurple said:
The jellybean army is currently on hiatus after our Jehutybean battle. We are secretly rebuilding our forces and becoming strong. One day, we will fight again.

Until then, I must choose. I have some deep seeded anger towards Carmine and his love of chocolate, but I can put that aside for now because I know dancing always wins.

Dancing is the answer to all of life's problems. Are you sad? Dance. Are you happy? Dance. Did you eat too much bacon? Dance. Do you want your dog to look at you funny? Dance. Did you finish a big project? Dance. Do you want the respect and adoration of your peers? Dance.

Therefore, I shall dance... safely.
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you know,its not very secret if you say it out loud :D

but i always enjoy victory dances,so i am taking the saftey dance,,thingy,whatever that is
 
Looks like I'll have to leave my friends behind.

Safety Dance > Bacon.

Also

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-bIhCBSrzU[/ame]

Turk is on our side :P
 
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You will rue the day you challenge those who dance as one in safety for we will prevail on the field of battle because we are faster, stronger, and not busy eating bacon at the keyboard!
 
Bacon 4 Life!!!!

Remember the rule of life:

Bacon makes everything better *

The whole concept of safety dance is flawed. There is no OSHA regulations on dancing. I have uncovered the fatal flaw to their whole dancing ways. You can obviously see that the whole safety portion of their society is merely a coverup. What then is the real objective for these dancing fools? Is it to oppress the bacon lovers of the world? !argh Is it to save the lives of pigs around the world, so that they can instead train the pigs to be their slaves? Is it because the dancers find many similarities in the pigs? We can only wonder what the REAL agenda of the covert dancers is. I am proud to be a part of a team that will not wait until the horrible truth is revealed. We will defend our bacon loving ways until the end of _______ time (lunch, dinner, snack, etc).

I will proudly destroy the oppressive dancers so that my children can live long and eat bacon!



*Carmine is excluded from this statement as no known substance on the planet could possibly help Carmine.
 
The bacon brigade list has been updated on the first page! If you have other "ranks" you would prefer, let me know!
 
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