A challenge to the baconerds

The fact that people are joining the side of top 10 worst one hit wonder of all time, is laughable.

The fact that anyone would think anything is better than bacon is delusional.

The fact that most of the SD'ers probably can't dance anyways is hilarious.


seriously, who doesn't like bacon, and bacon is half the battle.......
 
I am unsaveable? Unsaveable from what? The good side? Ha, I need no saving, for mine is the true path! I laugh at your pitiful retorts...
 
I'm all up for the Safety Dance team as the Safety Dance is the dance of life! Dance with me!
 
More proof of Bacon's Dominance:

Dancing on pizza? I think not!

Dances with eggs... silly

DanceCheese Burger? Pffft not a chance

Bits of Dancing? Nobody wants a whole dance let along bits of one.

I could go with this all day but I have shown you quickly the error of your baconless ways.
 
Bacon Brigaide, I call on you to seek out the leadership of this rebellion we know as the safety dance and send rick rolls to their inboxes. Since a Rick Roll is our unofficial theme song, I see it fitting to wear them down with strategic numbing by way of Rick Roll. The leadership of the rebellion is as follows:

Drunken Sailor
Purple Nurple
Sixxgunn
and the most loathesome of them all is Carmine.

Carmine, does it pain you to know that your Dancers will be slain at the hands of the Bacon Brigaide because of your unworthy cause? Think about it...people dead because they just wouldnt admit that bacon is better.
 
DrunkenSailor said:
Anyone who enjoys dancing and doesnt like to be made fun of by bacon eaters post in here and we will gather eGO's finest warriors together for a battle royale! This is a plea from your general who fights for all that is good in this world, how many will stand with me and put down these swine?
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Forget bacon and all of it's pitiful, weak fattyness!
 
The Big Herm said:
Think about it...people dead because they just wouldnt admit that bacon is better.
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It's rather silly, to be honest. I mean, come on. Who in their right mind would believe that the Safety Dance is superior to Bacon?

It's like the crazy old man who thinks he's Napoleon... he's very obviously not, but he's absolutely convinced that he is. Just because he *thinks* he's Napoleon, doesn't make him so. And just because some of you *think* that the Safety Dance is superior to Bacon, doesn't make it so.

So many of you want to be blown to tiny bits, just because you think that a silly dance is better than actual sustenance? Tell me, oh misguided ones, can you live without the blessed nutrition provided to us by Bacon? The answer is no. You shall die from malnourishment. Can you live without the Safety Dance? Most assuredly. I have known many a wizened old soul who has lived their entire life without once dancing safely.
 
bacon! bacon! its gotta be bacon! bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon! oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy IT'S BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dancing just makes me feel awkward and hungry !argh, but bacon makes me feel great.
Bacon reins forever in my book.
Forever I say!
 
The Big Herm said:
and the most loathesome of them all is Carmine.

Carmine, does it pain you to know that your Dancers will be slain at the hands of the Bacon Brigaide because of your unworthy cause? Think about it...people dead because they just wouldnt admit that bacon is better.
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First off, where do you get this that YOU are going to win? It is not certain until the field of battle is taken! Althought I am guessing we will win, not you as you seem to misguidedly think... Secondly, pray tell mine great lord, how is bacon better than the safety dance? You do NOT need bacon to survive as some of you think! You need food, not bacon, bacon is just one of many foods to ensure your sustanance. Sure you do not need to do the safety dance to survive, but you lazy bacon eaters may blow us to pieces, but we may rest easy knowing you are headed towards an early grave from heart attacks! The safety dance helps us lead a healthy life style with exercise! So sure I may hate bacon, but when you do the safety dance in conjunction with eating unhealthy foods you will live longer than without the safety dance.

My fellow safety dancers, the path ahead of us is not easy! But above all remember this: If the road is easy, the destination is worthless. Through our toil, our blood, sweat, and tears we will prevail against this enemy of ours!
 
Bacon doesn't dance, and since it doesn't dance, then bacon is NO friend of mine.
 
We can fight if we want to! We can leave you bacon lovers behind!

I've been behind Carmine for a long time!
 
The baconerds will be so drowsy and clogged feeling from the copious amounts of bacon they have devoured, while the spry, healthy (and yes, safe) dancers will come fresh and energized from a vigorous dance, and thus shall bacon be defeated and dancing elevated across the land! :D:D:D
 
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