A challenge to the baconerds

I've been following this epic battle in the shoutbox, now is time to take action....

Bring the bacon! It's just dead meat. The Safety Dancers will keep it that way...
 
Bacon is delicious AND Bacon can dance! :p

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I am joining the side of the safety dance, because I already know how the fight is going to play out.

The Baconerds will run 10 feet, be out of breath, and die to the healthy, in shape safety dancers in about 5 minutes at the most. We will spend the rest of the hour safety dancing in our base. Why our base and not the baconerds? The answer is because when we backstab, headshot, explode, shoot, or melee the baconerds, instead of blood, it will be bacon grease that comes out of their bodies. That makes for a dancing hazard as the ground will become slippery with the grease. Plus the base will stink like burned bacon if a safety dance pyro makes his way in there.

:D:eek::):cool::p
 
Safety Dancers unite

ok enough of this, to all those bacon loving fatties out there, risking lung conditions or heart attacks on their plates.. While your clogging your arteries with your slovenly ways, we are dancing spry and full of power and energy, throw out the bacon, get your lard arses up out of your super sized chairs and get dancing before its too late.


We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Sign me up fellow Safety Dancers !!​
 
Ahaaha Look at our ranks swell baconerds, do you feel afraid? Scared of what the future has to bring for your pitiful army?
 
Not going to read through 10 pages, but lets introduce the Bacon Dance to bring more conflict and confusion. :p
 
The Bacon Dance consists of a mix between the Time Warp and the Tango. Beautiful, yet deadly... and hazardous to ones health
 
Come with your numbers and your dancing. We have power in the skill of frying your bodies and turning them to BACON! We shall prevail. We will not back away just because you think you have the advantage. Thinking and knowing are 2 different things. We know we have the advantage! Bacon forever!!
 

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