A challenge to the baconerds

bacon will be humiliated by are scouts baseball bats and our medics bone saws.
SD FTW
 
Calling that a dance, is an insult to dances everywhere. It's more like a mild stroke.

Calling bacon food is an insult to food everywhere. It's more like concentrated heart attack.
 
Calling bacon food is an insult to food everywhere. It's more like concentrated heart attack.

You are correct...Bacon is more than a food...foods are eaten, and forgotten. Bacon is a symbol. It represents all that is good in our world, that which we must protect from the vile safety stroke. People, hear me. Take up arms against Carmine and his evil stroke lovers...let us take back the shoutbox and cleanse the word dance! Dance is not the enemy here...dance is only a victim of the safety stroke. I hope that you all hold pity in your hearts for our fallen friend.

Stay strong bacon lovers. Stay strong.

Bacon lover forever,

Nero
 
You are correct...Bacon is more than a food...foods are eaten, and forgotten. Bacon is a symbol. It represents heart attacks!
 
There is a cause to be fought on the side of the mighty saftey dance, why am i only eharing about this now, come commarades *In an eldar voice*"i shall join you in the dance of death(/saftey)"
 
To paraphrase an old sea chanty:

Q: What do you do with a DrunkenSailor?
What do you do with a DrunkenSailor?
What do you do with a DrunkenSailor
Early in the morning?

A: Why, make him eat BACON!

What this world needs is less dancing, safely or otherwise, and more bacon.
 
"Q: What do you do with a DrunkenSailor?
What do you do with a DrunkenSailor?
What do you do with a DrunkenSailor
Early in the morning?

A: Why, make him eat BACON!"

yeah because he chokes on its fattyness and disgusting tatse
 
Baconerds are just jealous they can't earn any achievements like us Safety Dancers can.
 
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You are correct...Bacon is more than a food...foods are eaten, and forgotten. Bacon is a symbol. It represents heart attacks!

And the Safety Dance represents hip replacements in old age.
Crap double post...:( My bad.
 
Bacon humor is now getting old

Baconerds are no fun ,they are so fat they cannot run
They have big gob's and want to fight
But they are slobs in any light
On top of that they have no might

How weak they are
These lard arses can win no battle
We can just herd them up like bits 'o cattle
 
After DJSatan's video I officially reveal my allegiance to the safety dance side! I shall stand proudly beside DrunkenSailer, Sixxgun and all safety dancers with no hats in the battle against these bacon lovers!
 

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