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I know people think that zombies or robots are going to take over the world one day. I disagree. Hair, especially bangs, will rule the world. They are tricky and super cunning, they have a mind of their own. I know what you are thinking, 'Now, Purple, certainly the brain inside a strand of hair is too small to take over the world'. Maybe you are right, but when they work together? Evil.
Here's just a tiny example: I had my hair in a ponytail the other day. No biggie. I normally do that when I get home, but it had been a long day already, so I put it up. What do I notice when I'm walking by the mirror? Bangs... on just half of my head. I don't wear bangs, I have an oddly small forehead. I haven't had bangs since that unfortunate incident with a Fantastic Sams "stylist" that chose to take out her frustrations on my hair in some sort of crazy reverse mullet. Bangs have always been a no for me.
My hair apparently disagrees. It decided it knows what I want better than I do. At some point my hair brains got together and decided it would be best to give me bangs. I never authorized bangs and since they are mad at me, decided to only do it on one side of my forehead.
I am warning you now. Don't let the laying there on your forehead and seemingly obeying the laws of hairspray physics fool you. They are biding their time. Don't wait till it's too late. Grab your scissors. You know what to do!
Let's all bang out welcome to the new G's!!!
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Here's just a tiny example: I had my hair in a ponytail the other day. No biggie. I normally do that when I get home, but it had been a long day already, so I put it up. What do I notice when I'm walking by the mirror? Bangs... on just half of my head. I don't wear bangs, I have an oddly small forehead. I haven't had bangs since that unfortunate incident with a Fantastic Sams "stylist" that chose to take out her frustrations on my hair in some sort of crazy reverse mullet. Bangs have always been a no for me.
My hair apparently disagrees. It decided it knows what I want better than I do. At some point my hair brains got together and decided it would be best to give me bangs. I never authorized bangs and since they are mad at me, decided to only do it on one side of my forehead.
I am warning you now. Don't let the laying there on your forehead and seemingly obeying the laws of hairspray physics fool you. They are biding their time. Don't wait till it's too late. Grab your scissors. You know what to do!
Let's all bang out welcome to the new G's!!!
aliens exist
Andy :|
avatar
b_zeal
broccoli cream soup
candyman
davethegreat
deathr34per
epiphenomenon
esquire
Fairy Princess
Fighterroa
jack burton
r3poman
spitfire1
sscagnetti
unsaid
USMC SattComm Tek Stubster
zysygy
Please goto 'My Usergroups' and subscribe to the eG private forums. You will then get access to the eG forums and the admin school forums. In the admin school forums, make sure and read all the stickies in the 'Admin School' section and also to sign up for a class in the 'Training Forum'. Also make sure you get MAUL verified so you are in the system.
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