A New PARAdigm!

[EyelessHunter]

Welcome friends and relatives, boys and girls, to the greatest show on earth. Let me tell you boys and girls... there was a time when I was lost, but now I'm found. I discovered a new way of thinking, a new outlook on life that has a changed me for the better and I would like to share it with you. It gives me great pleasure to introduce a good friend of mine....PETEY THE PARA!!!!!

You see kids, Pete showed me the way to freedom and righteousness....
I know what you're saying right now. WAIT!?!! it's just a gun!?! To that I reply, a gun can be much more than just a gun. It can be a mindset, a way of life, or in this case a new way of thinking.... a new PARADIGM!. And anyway if Tom Cruise can make a religion work there is no reason a para can't make one even better.

Let me give you a real life example. All of my Office pals are familiar with my friend Stevey the snowman. He has taken alot of abuse over the years on CS:S. He just minds his bussiness in the corner and people come and pick on him............Untill he found the light of all lights..... and now he has more SELF ESTEEM!!!!

GO BUY A PARA TODAY!!!!!!!!! Let us all get in the servers and make sweet, beautifull Para music together. A constant all out power para jam session!



Prepare for more posts in the upcomming months. All shall use para's someday!

 

[TheZaw]

Heres a slogan for your new religion that i will be your 1st diciple of.

"Feel your on a tall moutain of DOOm with no way down? Well why not get down? It's easy, just glide! Find your faith today and PARAglide off that moutain!"

=D

 

[Raccoon]

LOL, Nice one, Eyeless.

 

[holy crapoli]

omg this is friggin hilarious, i luv the snowman thing and i never knew he had a name.
excellent stuff eyeless

 

[tiny[INACTIVE]]

OMFG NICE LMAO!!!! snowman(stevey and his pals) OWNED U snowman haters !!! >:]

 

[xplag]

Can I be made the Archbishop of Para?
Then you could be the Pope of Para.

 

[EyelessHunter]

Amen

 

[blackhawksniper]

How does one go about to join this PARAdigm?

I would want to spread its truth and values to all inhabitants of the office server!

 

[ΤємρĿāя]

And I would do the same on Dust2

 

[EyelessHunter]

Show people this new way of thinking by living it. There is no membership other than going around using a para all the time

 

[Cryptex]

I knew there was something wrong with you. You must be eliminated. TMPS UNITE!

 

[Noobkiller]

How does one go about to join this PARAdigm?

I would want to spread its truth and values to all inhabitants of the office server!

TMPS UNITE!

blackhawk must choose now @_@ the tmp haxs or the magical para

Pick the para DO IT

 

[blackhawksniper]

I have put my TMP down for awhile.



I have chosen the righteous path of the PARA

 

[EyelessHunter]

YAY!!! A noble man joins a noble cause

 

[EyelessHunter]

Cryptex, before starting an all out TMP vs. Para war I want you to think about two things first.

Number one: If you start a war I will stand on your head with a para.

Number two: THE PARA PWNS THE TMP

 

[Alucard35]

omg i just had an idea....guys choose ur allianc the Paras or the Tmps cuz the Saturday after next we should have a Para vs Tmp SCRIM match....guys who choose Paras should get a Para skin and Tmp guys should get a Tmp skin..oh and im chooseing to join the PARAS cuz TMP IS EVIL

check these ones out
TMP: http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/13330
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/2365

PARA: http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/36932
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/42986
http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/23295

 

[Cryptex]

Your response is illogical and impossible Eyeless! You standing on me? HA! Those days are long gone!

At least my character looks like he's playing guitar.

 

[tiny[INACTIVE]]

PARA MODE ON!!!! >:] eyeless your wish will COME TRUE!!! RAWRR!! be scared u guys cause tiny is with the para now!!

 

[Alucard35]

ya know some response to my idea would be welcome.....U guys dont like me much do you?

 

[Zack]

I will give PARAdigm a try :]

Seems fun, and if snowmen do it, then why not join the party?