Garden to the Rescue!
There was quite a hubub yesterday as INS rolled out an update that knocked out the #2 and #3 ranked INS servers in the world. Compounding the issue was that it was Kendle's wife's birthday! That knocked Kendle out of commission as he promised his wife he would do nothing eGO related and concentrate on her all day long. He promised that he would not even send a TXT msg from his crackberry and to ensure he would keep promise; his wife confiscated his crackberry and kept it in her purse!
So with servers down and INS players nearly in an open revolt demanding their servers, Kendle knew he could only turn to one man. One man and one man alone could save us! Garden.
But how could Kendle get the root password to Garden? He could not be caught dead using the computer. His wife had his phone. What could he do? He had only one chance....Telepathy . Yes, like when Darth Vader was talking to Luke Skywalker as Luke was speeding away in the Millennium Falcon in Empire Strikes Back, Kendle reached out using Jedi powers and gave the root password to all things eGO to Garden.
The mind to mind convo went something like this:
"Garden here is the root password *******"
"Kendle is that you?"
"Yes, use the password."
"Kendle, what must I do?"
"Garden, search your feelings."
"Dude, your not my father or anything are you?"
"Nah, but the INS servers are down."
"Updating them now. Thanks Kendle."
And that is how Garden became a full fledged server admin. Not the kind of server admin that can ban you, but the kind of server admin that can melt your monitor and grind your harddrive into stellar dust if you anger him.
Oh yeah, and he updated the INS servers and got them back online.
All hail Garden, mighty server admin!
Stay tuned for the next episode where we will find out:
1. who made the admin list (where you naughty or nice?)
2. what the specs of the UBERCLOK computer are
3. who's monitor will Garden melt first?
4. will Kendle get his crackberry back from the vile clutches of his totally nice wife if you are reading this. You are the best!
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