PARAsailing: The Sequel to PARAdigm

EyelessHunter

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Dear Follows of the spirit of the Para,
It has been long since I, the perverbial Tom Cruise of Paraology, have spoken to you. I have taken a sabatical......a radical sabatical if you will... from CS:S to understand the true meaning of the para.

Today children, we discuss the spiritual and mystical aspect of the para. We do this to understand the powers that lie within us that we can unleash with the para. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.......I mean the para.

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We begin with myself demonstrating and discussing what powers you can unlock using the religious power of the para. We have many doubters among us, and their lack of faith disturbs me. But those who truly believe can rise above this petty struggle of guns and bullets. For instance, a person who is well versed in the art of the para can unleash their emotions to use powers of the para like PARA LIGHTING.

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Yes....Watch as I use my emotions and spirituality......And for those like me, who have mastered the art of weilding the para and those who believe in its power without doubt... there are even greater powers. For instance, I can control the forces of nature.

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But always remember followers. Ask not what the para can do for you, but what you can do for the para...and the power will be yours.
 
<3 Eyeless
JFK actually modified that line to fit his speech, not visa versa.
 

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