"You're gonna like my nuts"
"It's going make you cry, gonna make me cry. Lifes hard as it is you don't want to cry anymore"- He's so emo.... *hugs*
"We are going to make Americans skinny again, one slap at a time"- First, they sure know their audience, no one is dumb enough to buy something like this, unless you are an American. Secondly, that's a horrible way to motivate and get people in-shape, physical abuse is bad mmmmmmk.