You know you're an eGO if.....*2nd Installment!*

[LegendOfChaos13 -TR-]

When all is lost, you cross your fingers and hope you don't turn into a telephone pole or a boat.

LOL thats great

 

[J-Dawg]

"Those Kustom Kettle guys are awesome, but man they need to learn how to spell."

haha thats great XD

 

[masterofpuppets]

When you pass a Harley Davidson dealership you pull over to see if a guy named "mop" is there.

 

[bullgodz]

this is the funniest thing ever! gj man

 

[Kamakize Tommy]

Very nice I am still laughing.

 

[Blindsfell]

nice

 

[DrunkenSailor]

I like the one about going up the ladder by elevator in strand. Man im always like...PLEASE god dont let anyone be up there

 

[DyeMatrix]

haha, very nice

 

[[J]ackofSpades]

I would be fine with banning the kar . . . freakin Kamphy and his hacks lol.
Better then before.

 

[Rogue Sniper]

lol awesome

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

ALL OF THIS IS TRUE!!! How do you know?!?!...HAHA, i find these to be the most true.....

You've become the master at raiding the fridge in the 12 seconds it takes you to respawn.
Instead of pictures of your kids or girlfriend in your wallet, you carry around a screenshot of that quadruple nade kill.
Standing in line at the bank makes you really wish you had brought your shovel.

 

[Blue_Ranger]

You feel like a ninja when no one notices that shrub thats never been there before.....

hahaha so true

 

[Blindsfell]

im still laughing

 

[Yoo-Hoo!{RD}]

[quote1186370876=Blindsfell]
im still laughing
[/quote1186370876]

Has it been four hours yet? If so, you should probably see a doctor.

 

[FluffyTDestroyer]

Yoo Hoo, that's only if it's been four hours with... wait a minute... No... He should still see a doc if he's been laughing non-stop. The only THAT funny is hearing Slayr talk about watching Oprah/Dr. Phil...

 

[Blindsfell]

no i mean whenever i think of it.. i cant stop laughing. not 4 non stop hrs. (laughs again)

 

[-=KA=- Fry]

[quote1186409217=Chaplain]

While at the beach, you look around for places you would set up an mg were it to be attacked.

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After so much Strand, its hard not to.

 

[Mr. Chair -TR-]

Or better yet, you expect to get mortared at the beach. o.o;

 

[Food_Fight!]

Very nice!! Awww...chaplain.

 

[LUCKY{A|R}]

When you finally kill whit one time after he has killed you 50 you "scream take punk and dont forget it" and then he kills you again and again.