ALL OF THIS IS TRUE!!! How do you know?!?!...HAHA, i find these to be the most true.....
You've become the master at raiding the fridge in the 12 seconds it takes you to respawn.
Instead of pictures of your kids or girlfriend in your wallet, you carry around a screenshot of that quadruple nade kill.
Standing in line at the bank makes you really wish you had brought your shovel.
Yoo Hoo, that's only if it's been four hours with... wait a minute... No... He should still see a doc if he's been laughing non-stop. The only THAT funny is hearing Slayr talk about watching Oprah/Dr. Phil...