Funny Pics

[FranktheTank]

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rofl you got down with the "banned for life" pic on saving private ryan if im right keep them comming and doing a good job
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Thanks. I have a ton of BoB pics, evne theone with the real Babe sitting at the cafe during OP market garden.
That was from BoB when lipton was telling dukeman we can't stay here sir, what are your orders.

 

[stagofdoom]

hahaha the first is the best

 

[FluffyTDestroyer]

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Female HAZMAT sheet

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LOL

But....You forgot the specs of the "other" HAZMAT info:

CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
Substance: Man
Symbol: M+ (Free radical most desirable)
Discoverer: Eve
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 65 Kg, but there are known isotopes ranging from 55 Kg to 275 Kg
Occurrence: Large quantities in urban areas, with traces found in most other areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Surface normally covered in grease and fur oxidase except at apex of specimen
2. Surface liable to tarnish, stain and attract dirt.
3. Pungent or stale odor.
4. Usually inert, but correct stimulus can promote a reaction.
5. Yields if pressure or repeated vocal commands are applied in the correct manner.
6. Bitter if used incorrectly, sours with age but can sometimes be sweetened up.
7. Found in various grades, ranging from virgin grade to base material, but pure specimens hard to find nowadays.
8. Not one of the ˜noble elements".

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Great affinity to alcohol (ethanol).
2. Capable of liberating quantities of expensive substances if treated correctly.
3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a female.
4. Insoluble in liquids, especially inert after saturation in alcohol (athough this state is preceded by an initial and noisy period of increased activity).
5. May turn lethargic. Use of electric shock (cow prod) or inducing guilt may relieve lethargy.


COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental - especially during Football Season or Formula One racing.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Also used as effective menial labor such as lawn mowing or furniture moving.
4. Holds down couches, lounge recliners, and computer chairs with ease.

TESTS
1. Pure specimens turn pale and shrivel when discovered in the natural state.
2. Behaves erratically when placed alongside a superior specimen.
3. May soil self (or reputation) when saturated with alcohol.
4. Explosive or violent capacity while witness football, or when immersed in virtual wars.

HAZARDS
1. Dangerous in inexperienced hands - unpredictable when activated
2. Illegal to possess more than one permanent specimen (great care must be taken when handling multiple specimens).

CONTAMINATION PROCEDURE
1. If contaminated, the services of a skilled lawyer must be sought. OR
1a. If contaminated, the services of a wood chipping company may alternatively be sought.

Use at your own risk.

Sadly, I couldn't find an actual "pic" of the specs... Guess most women just don't have the time to waste in photoshop ....

 

[J-Dawg]

LOL at the female HAZMAT thing XD

 

[Archangel_565]

nice guys. keep 'em coming.

 

[FranktheTank]

Fluffy. My chief engineer had that up in his shop.

 

[DyeMatrix]

OO! I got one! Die=Dye!

 

[Redshift]

Fluffy, you forgot the "shrinkage" in cold water, a-la- Seinfeld!

 

[FluffyTDestroyer]

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Fluffy, you forgot the "shrinkage" in cold water, a-la- Seinfeld!
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I've been married long enough to know better than to pick on that.