...Scout update is Spy update in disguise. *Massive conspiracy warning.*

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Here are my reasons for saying so.

1. The URL for the scout update is different than the others. i.e. Pyro/Heavy/Goldrush were as follows: steamgames.com/tf2/pyro, /heavy, /goldrush, etc. This one is /scoutupdate.

2. Very slight difference in the TF2 logos, as seen here.

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3. The Scout on the main update page is pathetically non anti-aliased. Compared to the other update pages, it looks like they drew it in Paint.

4. The Mr. Sandman model on the front page, if you look carefully, is a bat skin. The top of it still has that round top to it. And his hands clip the handle weird, like they do on the bat.

5. BONK! supposedly provides a speed increase, but they have not provided a %. In the Heavy update, they provided %'s regarding Natascha. Also, on the BONK! page, he's not actually HOLDING BONK!. Which furthers my theory that it's just a skinned 2fort can.

6. CP_Egypt is a horrible, horrible map that doesn't match TF2's style at all. And it sucks.

7. If you look at BONK!, it's one of those smashed bottles on 2Fort. But with a different logo. ANYONE can do that. Well, I can't. But skinners can.

8. The stunned effect doesn't follow TF2's style at all. Neither does Egypt. Also, they'll have to reanimate every class to have a stunned animation. And Valve likes to be as lazy as possible.

9. The Sandman page has two images of a baseball. They're the same image, just scaled and rotated. You'd assume baseballs would spin. Sorta like demo grenades. [ame="http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2prdac1&s=5"]Here's a video I found for proof.[/ame]

10. Sure, they did achievement icons. But everyone does those. Remember the fake spy update picture? Those are easy to just make up.


11. Why the hell would the Spy update disguise as the Scout update, you ask? Its slower speed would give it awa... wait a minute. This update was released six months after the last one...


In short, this is the Spy update in disguise. Which will be pretty damn epic, if they pull it off. And if they DO pull it off, I totally called it.
 
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yeah but now that you blew the conspiracy wide open the, spy update was compromised and they'll have no choice but to release the scout one
 
I Also support this theory. It would fit in with the spy theme, maby the whole update is just a disguised spy! LOL if it is the spy, I would LOVE valve even more. and i already have a shrine in my room for them=]
 
If it is the spy update in disguise I hope they balance it out. Spy is a hard class to play but is OP if your good at it. Spy has its flaws and I hope they nerf them.
 
(most epic, pain causing, lackluster, apathetic, hurtful, rude, uncalled for face palm ever)
 
Nope, if you look here there the scout is the least played class. And It would annoy alot of scout players if they changed the update. Valve is smarter than that. Egypt does follow TF2s style direction though, what would you say to an alpine map that was released before the heavy update? No, it doesnt fit TF2s theme. Tell me. does pl_zig fit TF2s theme?

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YES. TF2s themes are based on paintery, large brushstrkes, very distinguishable silhouettes.

To add to my point: tc_meridian

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Set in the jungle, yet could be a TF2 community release map. Just because a map strays from the norm, it is now a "OMG NOT A TF2 STYLE MAP ZOMGZ" Would you say an orange_x map would be TF2s style? No, but lots of people play those maps. The maps that get played most are the ones that dont play well, don't look good, or anything like that, whereas many maps like tc_meridian I bet you've never heard of. I think I completely disproved your theory, but if it does turn out to be the spy update I will gladly eat a pack of mustoreos for you. I will video it :D

~M
 
I think it would be epic if this was a spy update in disguise and I hope it is..... however i think you are probably reading into details slightly too much but that is just what I think. Kudos if you are correct
 
It's like now I have to worry about people watching me from everywhere including sattelites 24/7 even in TF2 !!!

Great theory, especialy because I love conspiracy theories and I will be equaly happy with both updates! But if it IS spy update.... ALL HAIL VALVE!
 
It would be hilarious if it really was the spy update, but I don't think they're willing to piss off all of the scout lovers, like midget said.
 
I stink at both classes so it doesn't matter.

If it's a DEMOMAN update...now we're cooking with gas.

:D
 
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If you look on the Heavy update, the Valve logo is the only Valve logo to have the registered mark on it.

however it still happened, surely this will be the same?
 
Wow, that would be crazy....

you have an amazing eye for detail lol, I never even noticed it was different...
 
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