Germans like pineapples?

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The big-toothed, eye-less melon will eat all the grapefruits.

/secret pineapple alliance.
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Dude... That's a Pear.
You're just tricking 'em all, I know...
 
lol go UGSR.....eww i hate pineapples.....i like apples....not pines
 
THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!

With the recent and drastic escalation of the war of the Fruits, we have just recieved word of the first battle of the war! Details are sketchy and will be announced shortly.... Stay tuned to this forum for all your War of the Fruits news!
 
We have just recieved these photos from our journalists. They tell us that the first battle took place on the beaches of Anzio and go well for the Grapefruit Allaince. Grapefruits and Watermelons both stormed the beaches. They met heavy resistance from the Nazis and their pineapple friends. If it wasnt for the unlooked for help from Mop's beer, it would of have ended in diaster for the Grapefruit Allaince!

Pictures are in chronological order

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We have just recieved these photos from our journalists. They tell us that the first battle took place on the beaches of Anzio and go well for the Grapefruit Allaince. Grapefruits and Watermelons both stormed the beaches. They met heavy resistance from the Nazis and their pineapple friends. If it wasnt for the unlooked for help from Mop's beer, it would of have ended in diaster for the Grapefruit Allaince!

Pictures are in chronological order

http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=6418959

http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=6418960

http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=6418961

http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=6418962

http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=6418963

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LOL!

All hail the mighty Grapefruit!
 
ew vegy's bleah ...go grapefruits i will get the apples and the grapes and eggplants also banana's!!! to join :D yes this means you are now UGSR exploding banana
 
i wish that german was holding watermelon or something thats tasty like grapefruit,and i really hate pineapples,but i did notice that pineapple right away.
 
I love the smell of cordite and boiling grapefruit in the morning.

(apologies to Robert Duvall in "Apocalypse Now".
 
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Well if you want in the UGSR we will gladly take you into our ranks!
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Thanks but I never was really a joiner. You know what lone pineapples are like....we just hang out with the bunch or baker's dozen from time to time. Once in a while things get dicey and we like to have fun, get juiced and hang out with pina coladas
 
i honestly dont like either friut. so i must make my own faction. watermelon cause its good and its bigger than you! :) im the watermelon god and odly enough im shaped like one hmmm how did that happen. lol jks but horay for the new watermelon faction i wonder how long i can last
 
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i honestly dont like either friut. so i must make my own faction. watermelon cause its good and its bigger than you! :) im the watermelon god and odly enough im shaped like one hmmm how did that happen. lol jks but horay for the new watermelon faction i wonder how long i can last
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My good man, The Watermelon Dynasty is hand in hand with the UGSR against the Pineapple infidels!
 
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My good man, The Watermelon Dynasty is hand in hand with the UGSR against the Pineapple infidels!
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Lies The Pineapples are individuals and are original you grapefruits are just mere knockoffs of my friends the oranges
 
In movies, they say "throw the pineapple" to indicate toss the nade.

We never hear "toss the grapefruit", or even "let's lay em flat with a watermelon"

....'nuff said" :p
 
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