How about some TF2 Class Haikus? Haikus, for anyone who doesn't know, are three line poems with no meter or rhyme scheme, but they must follow the 5-7-5 syllable pattern. First line has 5 syllables, second 7, third 5. That's it.
I chose to focus on the lamentations of each class. Everyone can feel free to join in with their own haikus, they're easy to make and can be wildly entertaining and funny.
Spy:
Heavy and Medic,
I want to stab them and taunt,
Fwoosh! I am on fire.
Sniper:
I see BLU heads there,
Fine aiming for headshot kill,
Huh? Blue dot on my-
Engineer:
Toiling on my gun,
Level 3, satisfaction.
A knife in my back!
Heavy:
BLU team is babies,
Sasha has fun keeling them!
Click click click, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Medic:
Uber full. Heavy?
Where are you- BOOM! Crit rocket.
Start over again.
Soldier:
Follow me maggots!
Leading the charge on sentries,
Where did my team go?
Pyro:
Hudda hudda huh!
Aaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hudda mrf frmf mrf!
Scout:
Carrying intel!
Just a level 1 sentry...
Sigh, dropped the intel.
Demo:
Heya there boyos!
One more drink, then to combat!
Ah! Fell off my chair!
I chose to focus on the lamentations of each class. Everyone can feel free to join in with their own haikus, they're easy to make and can be wildly entertaining and funny.
Spy:
Heavy and Medic,
I want to stab them and taunt,
Fwoosh! I am on fire.
Sniper:
I see BLU heads there,
Fine aiming for headshot kill,
Huh? Blue dot on my-
Engineer:
Toiling on my gun,
Level 3, satisfaction.
A knife in my back!
Heavy:
BLU team is babies,
Sasha has fun keeling them!
Click click click, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Medic:
Uber full. Heavy?
Where are you- BOOM! Crit rocket.
Start over again.
Soldier:
Follow me maggots!
Leading the charge on sentries,
Where did my team go?
Pyro:
Hudda hudda huh!
Aaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hudda mrf frmf mrf!
Scout:
Carrying intel!
Just a level 1 sentry...
Sigh, dropped the intel.
Demo:
Heya there boyos!
One more drink, then to combat!
Ah! Fell off my chair!
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