BOUNTY on AutoDMC, that jerkface.

=[Ga]= AutoDMC

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That's it, I'm sick of it. You ever played with AutoDMC? Yeah, he's a good for nothing Engineer camper with an ego the size of the moon, and I hear his feet stink too.

I'm sick and tired of playing with that guy. He's always running around corners with the Pyro, burning people up, or even worse, overhealing somebody as Medic and then taunting (yes, TAUNTING) as if HE had killed the foe.

ARGH! Playing with him burns my invisible imaginary eGO shaped cookies.

I've decided there's only one thing for it. I'm placing a bounty on his head.

You dominate him and send me photographic evidence (post it in the thread here), and I'll give you a thousand eGO Casino bucks.

He's not that hard to dominate, he does stupid things like charging at a heavy with the flamethrower or jumping off cliffs as the scout. Just get a few bullets in him and you'll dominate him.

Here's some tips: he usually plays on 2FORT non-insta, Valvemaps when Turbine is on, and/or Dustbowl. Or just look for the server with the smallest population, he'll be there.

Also, look for a post of his on the board; you'll find a link in his sig that'll let you add him to your steam friends. He'll even give you a free invisible imaginary eGO shaped cookie, but don't let that distract you! Dominate him for dollars!

Just get a screenshot, post it here, and I'll hand out the cash.

I don't have too many casino bucks, maybe just enough for 13-14 dominations. But once he starts getting dominated, he'll get the message.

So go!

AutoDMC Must
Die (ingame)!
 
AutoDMC must not die!
He's credit to team, so says the heavy. If I am on his side, I will defend him!
No casino cash for you casino addicts! :D


-Calle
 
A credit to a team of ONE, that one being AutoDMC himself, maybe!

Sure his dispenser placement SEEMS to be assisting his team... but have you ever checked to see if maybe he placed it only to snare spies looking for an easy sap, hmm?

I have cash for 15 dominations now, and I can't wait to start handing 'em out. Sure, you'll make more dominating Leadership, but AutoDMC is MUCH EASIER to pwn.
 
If you knew Auto as well as I do... you'd know that he deserves it.

HE ALSO DESERVES TO BE DOMINATED.
 
A credit to a team of ONE, that one being AutoDMC himself, maybe!
Okay, I lied. You aren't credit to anyone, not even yourself.

Sure his dispenser placement SEEMS to be assisting his team... but have you ever checked to see if maybe he placed it only to snare spies looking for an easy sap, hmm?
Spybaiting, huh? That's not very nice. I support sadistic anti-spy stuff though. :p

I have cash for 15 dominations now, and I can't wait to start handing 'em out. Sure, you'll make more dominating Leadership, but AutoDMC is MUCH EASIER to pwn.
That's because I gave you half of my casino cash, the other half got Kraken. I'm broke now.
And as I said, I'm going to defend you at all costs. I'm defending all these guys and girls that are on bounty hunters' lists. Heck, even leadership! I'm that mean.

Edit:
I forgot to mention that I never actually help anyone, since I'm not playing TF2 lately... Sucks to be you guys! :D


-Calle
 
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count me in, Ill send you a pic of that as soon as Im able to find you....only I'll do it for free...LOL.
 
wait a min, are you creating a bounty and talking bad about yourself, in 3rd person?


I'll add 5k casinos
 
It's an eGO economy stimulus package! FLEE before casino points begin to circulate and do good for the economy!
 
I shall depart on epic adventures with the quest to dominate this AutoDMC.
 

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