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That's it, I'm sick of it. You ever played with AutoDMC? Yeah, he's a good for nothing Engineer camper with an ego the size of the moon, and I hear his feet stink too.
I'm sick and tired of playing with that guy. He's always running around corners with the Pyro, burning people up, or even worse, overhealing somebody as Medic and then taunting (yes, TAUNTING) as if HE had killed the foe.
ARGH! Playing with him burns my invisible imaginary eGO shaped cookies.
I've decided there's only one thing for it. I'm placing a bounty on his head.
You dominate him and send me photographic evidence (post it in the thread here), and I'll give you a thousand eGO Casino bucks.
He's not that hard to dominate, he does stupid things like charging at a heavy with the flamethrower or jumping off cliffs as the scout. Just get a few bullets in him and you'll dominate him.
Here's some tips: he usually plays on 2FORT non-insta, Valvemaps when Turbine is on, and/or Dustbowl. Or just look for the server with the smallest population, he'll be there.
Also, look for a post of his on the board; you'll find a link in his sig that'll let you add him to your steam friends. He'll even give you a free invisible imaginary eGO shaped cookie, but don't let that distract you! Dominate him for dollars!
Just get a screenshot, post it here, and I'll hand out the cash.
I don't have too many casino bucks, maybe just enough for 13-14 dominations. But once he starts getting dominated, he'll get the message.
So go!
AutoDMC Must
Die (ingame)!
I'm sick and tired of playing with that guy. He's always running around corners with the Pyro, burning people up, or even worse, overhealing somebody as Medic and then taunting (yes, TAUNTING) as if HE had killed the foe.
ARGH! Playing with him burns my invisible imaginary eGO shaped cookies.
I've decided there's only one thing for it. I'm placing a bounty on his head.
You dominate him and send me photographic evidence (post it in the thread here), and I'll give you a thousand eGO Casino bucks.
He's not that hard to dominate, he does stupid things like charging at a heavy with the flamethrower or jumping off cliffs as the scout. Just get a few bullets in him and you'll dominate him.
Here's some tips: he usually plays on 2FORT non-insta, Valvemaps when Turbine is on, and/or Dustbowl. Or just look for the server with the smallest population, he'll be there.
Also, look for a post of his on the board; you'll find a link in his sig that'll let you add him to your steam friends. He'll even give you a free invisible imaginary eGO shaped cookie, but don't let that distract you! Dominate him for dollars!
Just get a screenshot, post it here, and I'll hand out the cash.
I don't have too many casino bucks, maybe just enough for 13-14 dominations. But once he starts getting dominated, he'll get the message.
So go!
AutoDMC Must
Die (ingame)!












