Never Ending Story

[2 F 4 B P]

But as it turns out, he bought 2 front teeth that are made out of wood, so...

 

[Frazar]

He had to tell his father he was a lumberjack and....

 

[Eagle]

I'm okay. I sleep all night, I work all day...
(Sorry just had to use Monty Python lyrics there)

 

[2 F 4 B P]

And then 2Fast comes in to save this thread when suddenly someone breaks the windshield on Rellik's bike with a potato cannon, Rellik finds out that....

 

[gotrice]

and the dude farts and a nuke comes and destroys the world leaving everything into dust and nothing survives

 

[Citizen Soldier]

And Dr. Manhattan Appears and Turns the world back to normal!

 

[Rellik]

and simultaneously prevent gotrice from breaking the thread so then a golfish

 

[PeZku]

...omglolwtfbbq's and explodes...

 

[Adam]

But, he was just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.

 

[2 F 4 B P]

Then, Chuck Norris pops out of left field and roundhouse kicks the thread breakers in the mouth. Jack Bauer then...

 

[Ice hearted killer]

found yet another bomb and...

 

[Rellik]

decided to ride it like the pony (from earlier in the story) until he realized

 

[Destroy]

that his llama was dead

 

[2 F 4 B P]

So he decided to launch the bomb at Chuck Norris' house while he was riding it, when...

 

[gotrice]

chuck norris round house kicked him in da face and the impact destroyed the bomb, causing...

 

[AngelCakes]

jack bauer to pop out and kick chuck norris's ASK. When Bauer was done and returned to CTU...

 

[gotrice]

but what he didnt know was that the was a guy wearing chuck norris's costume, the real chuck norris came in and blew jack bauer into pieces, hence jack bauer died along with all his other "spoofs" and the world never sees him again, EVER

 

[AngelCakes]

BUT...zombie jack bauer comes out of the grave and kamikazes a black haw helicopter into the REAL chuck norris...and after they both die they go join the zombies in L4d xD

 

[TehLemur]

(darn azn XD, this part is ruined, on to editing!)
as they both traveled with other zombies they found a gateway into the Team Fortress 2 universe and then proceeded to...

 

[Hoodie]

build some sentries so they could