And then 2Fast comes in to save this thread when suddenly someone breaks the windshield on Rellik's bike with a potato cannon, Rellik finds out that....
but what he didnt know was that the was a guy wearing chuck norris's costume, the real chuck norris came in and blew jack bauer into pieces, hence jack bauer died along with all his other "spoofs" and the world never sees him again, EVER
BUT...zombie jack bauer comes out of the grave and kamikazes a black haw helicopter into the REAL chuck norris...and after they both die they go join the zombies in L4d xD
(darn azn XD, this part is ruined, on to editing!)
as they both traveled with other zombies they found a gateway into the Team Fortress 2 universe and then proceeded to...