"Demoman" - To the tune of Piano Man.

[Phoenixxx Wright]

Demoman

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday,
The regular pubs connect in,
There's an old negro sitting next to me,
an eyepatch and scruff on his chin

He says, "Hey, boy-o, come follow me
I'm not really sure where I goes,
But I'm sure to beat anyone complete,
With my bombs giving many blows",

la, la la, de dee daaa,
La la, de de daaaa dada

Set us a trap, you're the demoman,
set us a trap, tonight.
We're all in the need for some defense now,
And you'll have them holed up tight.

Now this medic, here, is a friend of mine,
And He'll buff me right up for free,
He's quick with a joke or to extinguish your smoke,
but there's some place that he'd rather be.
He says "These Spies, I believe zey are killing me,"
He says, as he stands in place,
"Vell I'm sure I could be of more help,
If they'd just get out of my face"

Ohh, la la la, dee dee daaaaah
La la, de de daaaah dada

This AFK spy is a pacifist,
Who never really loses a life
The Engy says "It's fine as cream gravy,"
But there's better use for his knife.

And the announcer is causing some stress,
As the scouts all get batted down,
And all the pyros create quite a mess,
But I'm fine up here, all alone

Set us a trap, you're the demoman,
Set us a trap, tonight.
We're all in a need for some defense now,
And you'll have them holed up tight.

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday,
The slots are all filled for a while,
There's some seeders that no one can see,
But in the end it's all worthwhile.
My life, depends on my survival,
But I'm safe for now up here,
They sit on the floor and take shots from afar,
as they try to dislodge me from here.

Oh, la la la, dee dee daaaaah
La la, de de daaah dadum

Set us a trap, you're the demoman,
set us a trap, tonight.
We're all in the need for some defense now,
And you'll have them holed up tight.


:Edit: Tidied it up a bit.

 

[Vandall]

That was great Phoenix. xD

 

[OSVG]

now sing it for us ;D

 

[ChaosCat]

nice .

 

[PepperRabbit]

Very clever on the medic and extinguishing your smoke. That's classic. Good job man.

 

[Phoenixxx Wright]

If I could sing and/or play the piano and/or the harmonica and didn't suck and/or be bad, I totally would.

 

[Lance]

Being the "expert" on parodies I am, mind if I go through and "clean it up" a little? I know the original song really well, and a few spots weren't quite right. Most of this was really good though

 

[Phoenixxx Wright]

I know most of it sucks. But I wrote it in five minutes because I didn't want to do my chemistry exam. :<

Feel free.

 

[Gnarkill]

Lolz the verse with about the spy and the engie, Epic song dude, would like to hear you sing it !

 

[Gnarkill]

Lolz the verse with about the spy and the engie was great, Epic song dude, would like to hear you sing it !

 

[Quaffer]

Most excellent.

 

[Phoenixxx Wright]

I'm a horrible singer, I really am. And I can't play the piano. Or harmonica.

 

[Lance]

Demoman

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday,
The regular pubs connect in,
There's an old black sitting next to me,
with an eyepatch and scruff on his chin

He says, "Boy-o, would ye please come follo' me
I'm not really sure where I goes,
But I'm sure I could beat anybody complete,
With my bombs giving them many blows",

la, la la, de dee daaa,
La la, de de daaaa dada

Set us a trap, you're the demoman,
set us a trap, tonight.
We're all in the need for some defense now,
And you'll have them lads holed up tight.

Now this medic, here, is a friend of mine,
And He'll buff me right up for free,
An' 'e's quick with a joke or to put out yer smoke,
but there's some place that he'd rather be.
He says "Spies, I believe zey are killing me,"
As he stands in his usual place,
"Vell I'm sure I could be of more help to you,
If zey would just get off my face"

Ohh, la la la, dee dee daaaaah
La la, de de daaaah dada

This AFK spy is a pacifist,
Who's never really lost a life
And the Engy says maybe, that "It's fine as gravy,"
But there's better use for that knife.

And the announcer, she makes us all hectic (not quite right),
As we watch the scouts get batted down,
And the pyros all make quite a smoky mess,
But I'm fine up here, all alone

Set us a trap, you're the demoman,
Set us a trap, tonight.
We're all in a need for some defense now,
And you'll have them lads holed up tight.

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday,
The slots are all filled for a while,
There's some seeders with =(e)=s, that no one can see,
But in the players make it worthwhile.
And my life it depends on my stickybombs,
But I'm safe long as I'm way up here,
They sit on the floor and take shots from afar,
as they try to dislodge me from here.

Oh, la la la, dee dee daaaaah
La la, de de daaah dadum

Set us a trap, you're the demoman,
set us a trap, tonight.
We're all in the need for some defense now,
And you'll have them lads holed up tight.

My "tidying up". The "and the announcer..." line doesn't sound quite right, I guess you just have to think of it as "he-ectic".

 

[!Woodstock!]

Nice job.

 

[Phoenixxx Wright]

Thanks Lance, that's much better. :> I would have put more effort into it but I only wrote it because I was procrastinating.