Why do I play *blank*?
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Why do I play soldier?
For the epic crit rocket lulz.
Why do I play engi?
For the epic offense-stopping lulz.
Why do I play spy?
For the epic surprise backstab lulz.
Why do I play scout?
For the epic hit'n'run lulz.
Why do I play pyro?
For the epic compression blast on uber lulz.
Why do I play demo?
For the epic scrumpy lulz.
Why do I play heavy?
For the epic sandvich taunt lulz.
Why do I play sniper?
For the epic arrow-through-crotch lulz.
Why do I play medic?
For the epic kritzkrieg-on-soldier-into-10-people lulz.
For the epic crit rocket lulz.
Why do I play engi?
For the epic offense-stopping lulz.
Why do I play spy?
For the epic surprise backstab lulz.
Why do I play scout?
For the epic hit'n'run lulz.
Why do I play pyro?
For the epic compression blast on uber lulz.
Why do I play demo?
For the epic scrumpy lulz.
Why do I play heavy?
For the epic sandvich taunt lulz.
Why do I play sniper?
For the epic arrow-through-crotch lulz.
Why do I play medic?
For the epic kritzkrieg-on-soldier-into-10-people lulz.
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why do i play soldier/demoman?
i like things that go BOOM.
i like things that go BOOM.
Why do I play Medic?
-Because I can give life or take it away.
Why do I play Pyro?
-Because everyone is so flammable.
Why do I play Archer?
-Because bullets are for cowards.
Why do I play Spy?
-Because it's fun to mess with people's heads.
Why do I play Engineer?
-For the dancing. YEEEHAAAW!
Why do I play Soldier?
-Because sometimes things need to be more explodey.
Why do I play Scout?
-Because those other scouts are annoying and need to be shot in the face.
Why do I play Heavy?
-Sandvich.
Why do I play Demo?
-Sometimes I just gotta blow up a sentry.
-Because I can give life or take it away.
Why do I play Pyro?
-Because everyone is so flammable.
Why do I play Archer?
-Because bullets are for cowards.
Why do I play Spy?
-Because it's fun to mess with people's heads.
Why do I play Engineer?
-For the dancing. YEEEHAAAW!
Why do I play Soldier?
-Because sometimes things need to be more explodey.
Why do I play Scout?
-Because those other scouts are annoying and need to be shot in the face.
Why do I play Heavy?
-Sandvich.
Why do I play Demo?
-Sometimes I just gotta blow up a sentry.
Why do i play sniper?
to get jarate on them spies
why do i play demo?
to camp on vents
why do i play soldier?
to jump with a helmet on
why do i play engineer?
to get back stabbed
why do i play medic ?
to get assist
why do i play spy?
to zap stab taunt
why do i play heavy?
to eat my sandvich
why do i play pyro?
only time i can play as a girl lol
to get jarate on them spies
why do i play demo?
to camp on vents
why do i play soldier?
to jump with a helmet on
why do i play engineer?
to get back stabbed
why do i play medic ?
to get assist
why do i play spy?
to zap stab taunt
why do i play heavy?
to eat my sandvich
why do i play pyro?
only time i can play as a girl lol
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Why do I play soldier?
When my pyro just can't get the range on the snipers (2fort)
Why do I play engi?
Strong D!
Why do I play spy?
I don't, often. I haven't learned the class yet.
Why do I play scout?
Running, jumping, double barreled mayhem.
Why do I play pyro?
To throw confusion into the enemy rush. To give snipers something to think about. To shoot the pop pop flare gun.
Why do I play demo?
Run & Gun defense, when you just can't get a sentry up. Offense when they're dug in behind walls and around corners. To be mobile artillery
Why do I play heavy?
Love it, especially on +crit servers. Then long distance chain-gun spam works
Why do I play sniper?
I like the yellow bottle. lol
Why do I play medic?
Sometimes offense just needs healers. And because I can battle rez (oh...really? you sure?) oh ok I can't rez. but I can uber. sorry wrong game at first.
When my pyro just can't get the range on the snipers (2fort)
Why do I play engi?
Strong D!
Why do I play spy?
I don't, often. I haven't learned the class yet.
Why do I play scout?
Running, jumping, double barreled mayhem.
Why do I play pyro?
To throw confusion into the enemy rush. To give snipers something to think about. To shoot the pop pop flare gun.
Why do I play demo?
Run & Gun defense, when you just can't get a sentry up. Offense when they're dug in behind walls and around corners. To be mobile artillery
Why do I play heavy?
Love it, especially on +crit servers. Then long distance chain-gun spam works
Why do I play sniper?
I like the yellow bottle. lol
Why do I play medic?
Sometimes offense just needs healers. And because I can battle rez (oh...really? you sure?) oh ok I can't rez. but I can uber. sorry wrong game at first.
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Why do I play soldier?
Cos i like when stuff goes boom, cos I like to rocket-jump, cos I like to shovel someone, cos I like crit shovels/rockets, cos I like to have fun and soldier is my class of choice for having fun.
Cos i like when stuff goes boom, cos I like to rocket-jump, cos I like to shovel someone, cos I like crit shovels/rockets, cos I like to have fun and soldier is my class of choice for having fun.
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Why do I play Spy?
To Backstab Medics with full uber!
To Backstab Medics with full uber!
Why do I play medic?
Because healing is fun and I like to see everyone attempt to take me down. Remember, SHOOT THE MEDIC FIRST! GENEVA CONVENTION BE DAMNED.
Why do I play pyro?
Because fire is fun and doesn't everyone like to set a crowd of characters on fire?
Why do I play Demoman?
Because I like to launch random projectiles in different directions like a sugar-addicted maniac.
Because healing is fun and I like to see everyone attempt to take me down. Remember, SHOOT THE MEDIC FIRST! GENEVA CONVENTION BE DAMNED.
Why do I play pyro?
Because fire is fun and doesn't everyone like to set a crowd of characters on fire?
Why do I play Demoman?
Because I like to launch random projectiles in different directions like a sugar-addicted maniac.
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Why do I play engineer?
I live in Texas.
Why do I play pyro?
I like watching htem burn.
Why do I play medic?
Cause I can heal heavies.
Why do I play soldier demoman?
BOOOOOOOM!!!
Why do I play sniper?
Cause you live longer.
Why do I play spy?
Right behind you. *stab*
Why do I play scout?
Bonk.
Why do I play heavy?
I eat all the time.
I live in Texas.
Why do I play pyro?
I like watching htem burn.
Why do I play medic?
Cause I can heal heavies.
Why do I play soldier demoman?
BOOOOOOOM!!!
Why do I play sniper?
Cause you live longer.
Why do I play spy?
Right behind you. *stab*
Why do I play scout?
Bonk.
Why do I play heavy?
I eat all the time.
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Why do I play Scout?
Because he's a total prick. He runs around and beats the crap out of people and rubs it in their faces. What's not to love? Bonk!
Why do I play Soldier?
"I'm a Rocket Man."
Why do I play Pyro?
Everyone loves setting enemies on fire! If all fails, there's still the compression blast.
Why do I play Demoman?
Because eventually the time comes when you just want to blow stuff up!
Why do I play Heavy?
C'mon, it's TF2's most iconic class. Everyone likes the Heavy!
Why do I play Engineer?
"I like to make things."
Why do I play Medic?
He's a diabolic, saddistic, German Medic.
Why do I play Sniper?
You don't have to rely on other people if you never miss!
Why do I play Spy?
Who doesn't? Inside of everyone is a little spy.
-Calle
Because he's a total prick. He runs around and beats the crap out of people and rubs it in their faces. What's not to love? Bonk!
Why do I play Soldier?
"I'm a Rocket Man."
Why do I play Pyro?
Everyone loves setting enemies on fire! If all fails, there's still the compression blast.
Why do I play Demoman?
Because eventually the time comes when you just want to blow stuff up!
Why do I play Heavy?
C'mon, it's TF2's most iconic class. Everyone likes the Heavy!
Why do I play Engineer?
"I like to make things."
Why do I play Medic?
He's a diabolic, saddistic, German Medic.
Why do I play Sniper?
You don't have to rely on other people if you never miss!
Why do I play Spy?
Who doesn't? Inside of everyone is a little spy.
-Calle
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Why do I play Pyro? With so many people getting on my nerves at work, I return the favor in game. 
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Why do I play Spah?
Because I like dying.
Because I like dying.
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Why do I play soldier?
Because the class is very fun and yet - challenging to play and it always brings a smile to my face when I make things go 'boom'.
Because the class is very fun and yet - challenging to play and it always brings a smile to my face when I make things go 'boom'.
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Why do I play Heavy?
Because I love sasha.
Why do I play Spy?
To backstab Digfe and make him rage.
Why do I play Soldier?
7 Words: Rocket Jump on Turbine in Intel Room. Which leads to.. SURPRISE LULZ.
Why do I play Engie?
Epic Roof Defense on Badwater Basin (PL)
Why do I play Demo?
I like to spam.
Why do I play Sniper?
One word: Jarate.
Why do I play Medic?
My best friend is a fat guy.
Why do I play Scout?
Sandman. No other reason to play Scout.
Why do I play Pyro?
FIRE FIRE FIRE!
Because I love sasha.
Why do I play Spy?
To backstab Digfe and make him rage.
Why do I play Soldier?
7 Words: Rocket Jump on Turbine in Intel Room. Which leads to.. SURPRISE LULZ.
Why do I play Engie?
Epic Roof Defense on Badwater Basin (PL)
Why do I play Demo?
I like to spam.
Why do I play Sniper?
One word: Jarate.
Why do I play Medic?
My best friend is a fat guy.
Why do I play Scout?
Sandman. No other reason to play Scout.
Why do I play Pyro?
FIRE FIRE FIRE!
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Why do I play Demoman?
- To make me superior to my brother (he sucked at TF2 when he tried and gave up, he only played as the demoman, so I tried to be smug "I bet I can do it" type thing)
- I'm Scottish, can you spell I-R-O-N-Y?
- I enjoy the boom boom
- The satisfaction of a crit nade blowing up 3 people
- The fact I can take down a SG circle strafing with my bottle
- I'm good at it
- To make me superior to my brother (he sucked at TF2 when he tried and gave up, he only played as the demoman, so I tried to be smug "I bet I can do it" type thing)
- I'm Scottish, can you spell I-R-O-N-Y?
- I enjoy the boom boom
- The satisfaction of a crit nade blowing up 3 people
- The fact I can take down a SG circle strafing with my bottle
- I'm good at it
Why do I play demoman:
The only class that can actually make a difference in a fully filled sentrygun base.
The most powerful class in TF2
Highest skill level possible
Why do I play heavy:
It is relaxed for all the W+mouse1 pyro's and with full buffed health
You can take a critical and live.
Strong gun good for holding corners
Why do I play medic:
When I am without a medic, I need to find a good player to support, else I probably go engineer
The only class that can actually make a difference in a fully filled sentrygun base.
The most powerful class in TF2
Highest skill level possible
Why do I play heavy:
It is relaxed for all the W+mouse1 pyro's and with full buffed health
You can take a critical and live.
Strong gun good for holding corners
Why do I play medic:
When I am without a medic, I need to find a good player to support, else I probably go engineer
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