Why do I play *blank*?

I play as a spy to make angry snipers rage quit
I play as a sniper to make other snipers rage quit
I play as a engie to make scouts rage quit
I play as a scout to make heavys/soliders rage quit
I play as a pyro to make spys cry and call me a spy checker THEN make them rage quit
I play as a solider to blow people up wiyh crit rockets and make them rage quit
I play as a heavy to kill pyros/spys/medics and make them rage quit
I play as a medic to assist in kills and dominate half their team, making them rage quit
I don't play as demo man.... but I make them rage quit too
 
Why do I play engineer?
I love his wrench, like if it was a child of my own <3
 
Why do I play Heavy?

Because it's the only class that lets me take a sandvich break every 5 minutes :)
 
Why do I play sniper?

Because it's fun to kill people when you're so far away that they can't fight back. Plus, Jarate is the best weapon in the whole game.
 
Why do I play Heavy?
Sandvich makes me strong! Seriously, the sandvich taunts are hilarious.

Why do I play Pyro?
I get a kick out of spy checking and juggling ubers with the compression blast.

Why do I play Spy?
Nothing shuts down an opposing team faster than killing all their medics. :cursing:

Why do I play demoman?
When the sentry guns need to be destroyed, nothing does the job better. Blowing up sticky bombs that you left on the captured point and getting kills is fun too.

Why do I play sniper?
Because I can pin people to walls!
 
Why do i play scout?

I like speed and flanking.

Why do i play solider?

Cus i'm good at it

Why do i play pyro?

To flame

Why do i play demoman?

Cus i like explosives and critting spawn.

Why do i play heavy?

Cus i'm in blackmesa

Why do i play engi?

Cus my team has no engis

Why do i play medic?

Cus i wanna give health and amputate people with teh ubersaw

Why do i play sniper?

Its a good change of play every once in a while

Why do i play spy?

To make engis mad.
 
I play pyro because W + M1 is fun and effective.

I play heavy because being a walking tank is fun and effective.

I play engineer because dominating everyone with a well-placed sentry is fun and effectiive.

:3
 
Why do I play Spy?
Because I can manifest as the very essence of evil, slaughtering entire teams out of existence from shadows and implementing paranoia and chaos in the hearts of the enemies.
 
Why I play Heavy?
Because I love slowing down everyone just so they can get a good look at me.
 
Why do I play Medic?
- When NecroNancy or NurseFromTexas play a different class, I encourage them to switch back when they see me doing it wrong.

Why do I play Pyro?
- (Voice) Incoming. Seriously. Hewoooooooooooooooo!

Why do I play Sniper?
- Because Companion Cube Snipers always forget that snipers can snipe from the doors at 2FORT.

Why do I play Spy?
- Ubered Backstabs from Enemy Medics

Why do I play Engineer?
- Level 1 Sentry in Turbine Intel Vs. Scout. Cindy shoots, Cindy scores! It's humorous. Poor scout.

Why do I play Soldier?
- Turning enemy Medics into gibblets and making everyone suddenly run toward medkits.

Why do I play Scout?
- Bonk. Bonk. Bonk. Bonk Bonk. Bonk Bonk. Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk BOINK!

Why do I play Heavy?
- NecroNancy Kritzkreig Spam

Why do I play Demo?
- Satisfying my inner camper.
 
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