The Ongoing Legend of =(eGO)= HeX

[_Xx_HeX_xX_]

I heard that Hex is a baby without his medics.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[mountie]

I heard that when Hex breaks someone's arm, he breaks their spirit too.

 

[Zero711]

I heard that Hex and Mister Adam got double-ubered by some guy that shall be named due to an anonymity request as, Zero712, during an eG vs eGO scrim and got lots and lots of kills.

 

[GrinningHillbilly]

I heard that Hex gives out about 50 warnings inside of one minute for arbituary reasons! :biggrin:

(not a complaint)

 

[Poison STANG!!]

I heard Hex doesn't like demos that camp in the vent in turbine.

 

[Synn]

I heard Hex wants sentries in mid. NOW!

 

[_Xx_HeX_xX_]

rofl now , sgs in mid hurry up engies !

 

[xosniper]

I heard that Hex is a baby without his medics.

I also heard that medics without hex are babies? :O

 

[mountie]

I heard that under Chuck Norris' beard, there is only another fist. That fist is Hex.

 

[nz17]

I heard HeX has fallen in battle only once to another player. However this doesn't count at his opponent was a more skilled version of HeX from the future.

I heard HeX was seen outside of Turbine once. This created a vacuum and the stage collapsed in on itself. HeX has never left Turbine since.

I heard a pitbull once bit Hex on the side and all of the poor dog's teeth broke.

I heard HeX has a computer so powerful that his professors have him bring it into computer class just to prove the legends are true.

 

[_Xx_HeX_xX_]

you guys are great ! whoever posts the funniest will get a hug

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

I heard it only takes 1 Frisky Dingo to make Hex Rage Quit.

you guys are great ! whoever posts the funniest will get a hug

Wait I just read this, any way I can take mine back...I dont want a Hex Bear Hug...nooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[KhaoticOrd3r]

I heard that Hex is IMMORTAL, if yo stab him... your knife will break, if you shoot him... he will shoot your bullets/arrows out of the air, if you hit him... he will rip your arm off.

edit: if you shoot him he simply flexes and fires all the bullets, arrows, sticky fragments out of his body killing all enemies in his vicinity ignoring walls as well.

 

[M.c.P]

Hex doesn't actually play on the 24/7 Turbine server. Any server he joins simply BECOMES the 24/7 Turbine server.

I heard that Hex doesn't actually need medics to ubercharge. He merely exists in a permanent state of invincibility. He allows medics to heal him so that other players can actually get point.

I'm pretty sure me and Hex once dominated half the enemy team. /ego inflation

 

[Awesome Face]

I heard that HeX once dominated a whole team and wasen't even ingame

 

[mountie]

Hex doesn't actually play on the 24/7 Turbine server. Any server he joins simply BECOMES the 24/7 Turbine server.

I personally think this one is the funniest i've seen so far. M.c.P. FTW!

 

[Maj.Emish]

I heard Chuck Norris is Hex's lesser form.

 

[A Nurse from Texas]

I heard a call for medic in the wee hours of the morn. The earth shook and his cries were heard 'round the world:


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

2:46 AM - =(eGO)=™ HeX: u there?

Call from =(eGO)=™ HeX started.
Call with =(eGO)=™ HeX ended.
Call from =(eGO)=™ HeX started.
Call with =(eGO)=™ HeX ended.

3:25 AM - =(eGO)=™ HeX: why cant you b here!
3:25 AM - =(eGO)=™ HeX: i need you!

=(eGO)=™ HeX is now Away.

 

[Adam]

I heard that Hex accidentally the whole turbine server.

 

[Beaverbeliever]

I heard HeX dominated an entire team while seeding.

I heard HeX is actually an obese Russian

I heard of a guy who killed HeX, but was never seen again.