Bane for President

[WaterSnake]

Hand sanitizer is the MAHN!!!!

 

[jeod66]

I went with the flashlight; I prefer real functionality and usefulness

 

[Cpt. Lavish]

Go bane!

 

[xShuriken]

I voted for hand sanitizer.

 

[lotus blade]

nah. MOLDY BANANA!!! WOO HOO! NOW I CAN EAT HIM! xD

 

[Paperbag_Writer]

1. I love lamp.
2. Flashlight is like lamp that you point.
3. I vote Flashlight

It is hard for me to go against anyone who quotes Anchorman, however, with cold and flu season coming up I feel that hand sanitizer has my best interests at heart.

 

[ChaosCat]

Hand Sanitizer ftw!

 

[Blue Stealth]

nah. MOLDY BANANA!!! WOO HOO! NOW I CAN EAT HIM! xD

yehhhhh!!! moldy banana fanbase!! high five! : D

lol

-Blue

 

[Bane]

i am really losing to Hand Sanitizer........really?

 

[Bane]

I promise cake for all!

 

[KnuckleChild87]

What flavor?

 

[Bane]

any flavor your heart desires dearie

 

[Matt With A Cat]

bumpity

 

[KnuckleChild87]

Hand Sanitizer is a liar!!!!! Hand Sanitizer looks so innocent in front of people, but when he actually has to do his job????

Do we really want to expose ourselves and our families to this plague?!

VOTE BANE

 

[Bane]

CAKE FOR EVERYONE!

 

[Adam]

Flashlight and I go way back. We've been friends since The War. I'm sorry, but Flashlight gets my vote.

 

[slayr357]

News flash!

Evidence found that the candidate for the 09 elections for....we don't know. Hand sanitizer was found to be high on glue at the scene of the crime, the other candidate flashlight was found murdered, investigators found dead batteries at the scene of the crime. Hand sanitizer was also found to be having an affair with another candidate the Chiquita banana and a peel from her banana was found at the scene. Also the suspect was found naked at a local fast food joint screaming "where did that chicken go with my meatloaf" swinging a 9 iron. With this new evidence he will drop out of the race and be put in jail for a long long long time.

 

[KnuckleChild87]

Evidence found that the candidate for the 09 elections for....we don't know. Hand sanitizer was found to be high on glue at the scene of the crime, the other candidate flashlight was found murdered, investigators found dead batteries at the scene of the crime. Hand sanitizer was also found to be having an affair with another candidate the Chiquita banana and a peel from her banana was found at the scene. Also the suspect was found naked at a local fast food joint screaming "where did that chicken go with my meatloaf" swinging a 9 iron. With this new evidence he will drop out of the race and be put in jail for a long long long time.

That Breaking News Flash was brought to you by the KnuckleChild News Network (KCNN) All accounts of this transmission may not be reproduced or retransmitted without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball....i mean, KnuckleChild News Network ?2009

 

[malalla]

Evidence found that the candidate for the 09 elections for....we don't know. Hand sanitizer was found to be high on glue at the scene of the crime, the other candidate flashlight was found murdered, investigators found dead batteries at the scene of the crime. Hand sanitizer was also found to be having an affair with another candidate the Chiquita banana and a peel from her banana was found at the scene. Also the suspect was found naked at a local fast food joint screaming "where did that chicken go with my meatloaf" swinging a 9 iron. With this new evidence he will drop out of the race and be put in jail for a long long long time.

LOLz

 

[Carmine]

Evidence found that the candidate for the 09 elections for....we don't know. Hand sanitizer was found to be high on glue at the scene of the crime, the other candidate flashlight was found murdered, investigators found dead batteries at the scene of the crime. Hand sanitizer was also found to be having an affair with another candidate the Chiquita banana and a peel from her banana was found at the scene. Also the suspect was found naked at a local fast food joint screaming "where did that chicken go with my meatloaf" swinging a 9 iron. With this new evidence he will drop out of the race and be put in jail for a long long long time.

Lies and slander! Government corruption I say! Rise up against the lies!