Silly Jail Rules

[Mayhem Death]

Funny Jail Rule #1058: Believe in the curse of Burnt Fried Rice (people who played Jail way back in the day would remember this.)

 

[Spitfire'd]

Silly Jail Rule #??? (Give it a number)

There is a trigger word that will make Spitfire'd suicide EVERY time it is typed or spoken. And there's no way I'm telling you what it is.

This is not a joke, it is seriously out of my hands. Every time I see it or hear it I immediately suicide. That's why I don't play CT.

Silly Jail Rule #???+1

If Spitfire'd says he is going somewhere and says "Good Day Sir" it is official and you will be accused of free killing if you shoot him.

Silly Jail Rule #???+2

Long Live the Jail Metagame =)

 

[Jomigirock]

These are great guys what else do you have???

 

[-King.exe]

Jail rule # 49141: Ric has such awesome skillz he can kill you while being AFK - Excuse me I meant while being Ric

That really happened once >_<

 

[Full Grizzly]

Silly Jail rule #0,5 - All Justin Bieber fans should be banned instantly, unless your name is Artinz, his own customized FREEDAY!

Silly Jail Rule #0,6 - Darth should go back to TF2, before he gets owned by a 10 year old.

 

[Kevimaster]

Rule #42 - Newb for Warden!
Rule #43 - if Newb and Kevi are complaining of accidentally eating their cyanide... LET THEM GO TO HEAL!
Rule #44 - Don't revoke Newb/Kevi's ST or FreeDay... they get angry... Just ask Ric

 

[Dead Tom]

Good Rule: Don't talk back to console Ric can tell you what happens.

 

[crazyrockets]

Jail obscure rule 1<3: Rebelling prisoners giving cake to gaurds gives them amnesty and returns them to regular prisoner status.
Jail obscure rule 1</3: Having cyanide in the cake does not diminish the effect of rule 1<3

 

[jeod66]

When {TJ} members arrive, expect the following:
1.) Rules/orders will be followed TO THE LETTER.
2.) We WILL find loopholes, and we WILL NOT take kindly to being freekilled for it. (Example: "Breaking Simon Says". As a sidenote, Cryptex's precision and clarity makes him a good warden).
3.) No, Jeod isn't detouring OR delaying. Stop accusing/threatening him already.

 

[kilroyy-]

Rule number(s) 1-100,000,000,000,000
Give kilroy19 ST or bad things will happen to your socks BAD THINGS

 

[Nightmare490]

you forgot jail rule #infinity - always give Nightmare490 ST!! ALWAYS!!

 

[*faux*NuTs?]

Rule MCVII: Vishnu must drown for the CT's to have a chance. If Vishnu is not availablefaux may act as a fill in.

 

[Raul Tha Monk]

Hmm a another necro thread and dang those are alot of rules

 

[Jomigirock]

Hmm a another necro thread and dang those are alot of rules

this thread will never die....muhhahah

 

[Darth]

Wow this is almost 2 years old, I can't believe its been that quick already! It does bring back memories from jail even though I'm not even an oldie.

 

[Spitfire'd]

Wow, mega-bump! I can't complain about it either, this thread is hilarious. Good work Faux. Oh man this brings back the good times.

"I'm going to climb 2. GOOD DAY SIR!"

I wanted to share the secret word, but I almost died typing it. Sorry.

 

[Jomigirock]

Wow, mega-bump! I can't complain about it either, this thread is hilarious. Good work Faux. Oh man this brings back the good times.

"I'm going to climb 2. GOOD DAY SIR!"

I wanted to share the secret word, but I almost died typing it. Sorry.

the good ol days.