As you all saw in the first two interviews, I was greeted by a torrent of rudeness. I interviewed Oldie, who is CAL's public relations officer. He says that there is no correlation between being angry and grumpy, that -V- and Dr. are just grumpy people. But as I go back and re-read the transcript of me and -V-'s interview, and maybe I was a little bitter from Dr. Death that I took it too far and gave -V- a bad color. -V- was actually very nice and answered all my questions. I took most of what was in his interview out of context to make him seem like a jerk. For that I apologize. And while I'm in the apologizing mood, I tried again with Dr. Death.
eje007: Excuseme, Dr. Death, do you have time for an interview with Ejemag?
Dr. Death: GTFO
Well some people are just jerks I guess.
Regardless, Oldie answered some of my important questions very kindly.
Oldie #ccL: They are coming. Plain and simple, we are all doomed. Dr. Death may welcome our new alien overlords, but i believe the answer lies with people who are on CAL teams. We will challenge them to a video game competition for the universe. We will win. We have to.
I'm not entirely sure if Oldie has all of his marbles or maybe he lost a few as a child. But he does make a good point, and I feel safe knowing the future of man-kind is in his hands.
Well with my "Gotta me mean to be Good" theory proved wrong, I had another important question to answer. What IS the secret to being good?
Oldie #ccL: Well, not many people know this, but i belive the secret should be let out. We practice flashbang kills for over 2 hours a day. Thats the secret. Shazam.
And finnaly, the question we've ALL been wanting to hear. Where did his name come from?
Oldie #ccL: Well, let me start of with a story of when i was young... just about 10 years ago. There was a dog named Old Yeller, and the dog was amazing. But then, he got the rabies and had to be put down. I vowed that the dog will be avenged, so I......*At this point I nodded off* named myself Old Yeller's Revenge. Yet, it did not fit wit the clan tag, and I had to shorten it down to Oldie. It does not reflect my age correctly. Just like Dr. Death isnt a real doctor.
So there you have it. My theory blown away, but still some important questions answered.
eje007: Excuseme, Dr. Death, do you have time for an interview with Ejemag?
Dr. Death: GTFO
Well some people are just jerks I guess.
Regardless, Oldie answered some of my important questions very kindly.
Oldie #ccL: They are coming. Plain and simple, we are all doomed. Dr. Death may welcome our new alien overlords, but i believe the answer lies with people who are on CAL teams. We will challenge them to a video game competition for the universe. We will win. We have to.
I'm not entirely sure if Oldie has all of his marbles or maybe he lost a few as a child. But he does make a good point, and I feel safe knowing the future of man-kind is in his hands.
Well with my "Gotta me mean to be Good" theory proved wrong, I had another important question to answer. What IS the secret to being good?
Oldie #ccL: Well, not many people know this, but i belive the secret should be let out. We practice flashbang kills for over 2 hours a day. Thats the secret. Shazam.
And finnaly, the question we've ALL been wanting to hear. Where did his name come from?
Oldie #ccL: Well, let me start of with a story of when i was young... just about 10 years ago. There was a dog named Old Yeller, and the dog was amazing. But then, he got the rabies and had to be put down. I vowed that the dog will be avenged, so I......*At this point I nodded off* named myself Old Yeller's Revenge. Yet, it did not fit wit the clan tag, and I had to shorten it down to Oldie. It does not reflect my age correctly. Just like Dr. Death isnt a real doctor.
So there you have it. My theory blown away, but still some important questions answered.
