The Daydream Thread

Seriously?

You really want to know this? You can?t unknow it once it?s out there. OK, fine. Some of this is day dreaming, some of it is just random thoughts. This was from my drive to work today. This is fairly normal. I just decided to take notes today so I?d remember.

1. What would it be like if I had wings?
2. How is it possible that Edward Norton is 6?1??
3. If I rubbed a cucumber on my neck, how long would I smell good and fresh like a cucumber before I just smelled like a rotten vegetable?
4. If I had made a up the words, what would I have called a wall?
5. What would it be like if I had a horn?
6. What would it be like if I had wings and a horn?
7. Would people fear me?
8. How likely is it that we will travel in a drive-up-banking shooter, but people sized, in my lifetime?
9. Was that my exit?
10. How can I be more tiddy?
11. What happens to the dead germs on my hand that the germ-x kills?
12. I wonder what it would be like to swim in a pool of creamy ranch dressing?
13. What would it be like to be a guy for a day?
14. What would my stapler say if it could talk?
15. If we didn?t have soap, how would we stay clean?
16. What is something else that might taste good dipped in caramel?

I decided to include my conclusions, so you aren?t left hanging. Some of these I come to after much thought. Others, the answer was so simple. I?m not really going in to detail, but here are my answers:

1. Awesome. 2. Probably his mom?s side. 3. 1.5 hours? 4. stablemate. 5. Cool. 6. Awesome and Cool. 7. Hopefully. 8. 2,087:1. 9. Aw, crap. 10. tiddy. 11. They go to germ heaven under my desk. 12. Stinky. 13. Interesting. 14. Ouch. 15. Scotchtape. 16. Chicken on a Stick.

Over half of those answers could easily be replaced with a single word... Chocolate.
 
I was in need of some sharing.

"Why is it sometimes I feel like nailing both of my hands to the desk, hoping inside that the effort it would take to free myself - would make freeing myself from this position in life that much easier by comparison...?"

"In the event that people could fly, if they had the ability from their birth as a species...how different would our society be. Would we have as much war, or would the freedom of flight - ease of travel, make it easier to escape as individuals the persecutions and oppression of society?"

"In the event of unhappiness regarding the entire world, is our only option then to create a new one for ourselves?"

"If I killed someone I really hated, I wouldn't get to see if fate - in time, would give them their deserved punishment on its own. Is there really a system interconnecting the entire world that governs coincidence, cause, effect - action, reaction - decision, and consequence? Or is reasoning - sometimes reasoning what makes no sense, the only way to get things done as you want them...?"

"...what do I really sound like? In my head I sound pretty damn cool!"

"Damn I could go for a cookie right now. Cookie and a hug."

"Fear is like...cupcakes in the rain. The skies are clear, and I am without cupcakes. I know not whether I am happy about this."

"If I weren't so full of crap, I'd be pretty damn cool."

"If I punch that wall as hard as I can, will it break the bones in my hand?"

"Klaatu barada nikto! KLAATU BARADA NIKTO!"

"I hate myself only as much as a paradox makes sense."
 
Wow umm... Do you guys really want to know what I think about??
I guess this would be just a sample of what I think about EVERYDAY..
IF I could go back in time and not move from Alpine when I was about to go into high school would I still be the same person I am today?
Would I still have the same friends I do now if I did?
Would I of traveled the world and been so adventures?
Should I take the job in San Francisco?
Where would I live in SF?
Do they even have Mexican food up there?
Would it be tasty?
IF I were to die tomorrow, would I feel that I have accomplished anything in this lifetime?
Do I want to leave memories of my self on this world for others to remember me by?
Would they be good memories of my former self or bad?
Do I want people to remember me when I am gone?
Bahh which one of my dogs farted?
Why can I always remember faces, but never names?
(Questions I had going through my head at work)
Who really names there kid Thor?
How did he swallow 10 pennies?
Why would he swallow them?
I wonder if there tasty?
(these are from when I got home)
Oh What game should I play?
Wheres my laptop?
-Worlds fastest drive from my work and back for my laptop-
How did I forget that?
Why are there so many knuckleheads on today?
Where has Goomba been?
Where has (insert the regular people on Flash)been?
I wonder if Duality has ever been spaded/knifed/punched?
Why does purpleNurple hate chocolate so much?
Does she hate me for my name?
Why can I never get a good night sleep?
Why do I always seem tired?
What is a dream? Why do some people have such vivid dreams but some like my self never get to enjoy/hate a simple thing as a dream?
Do I dream? IF so why can I never remember them?
Did I forget to make/eat dinner?
Ok I have to stop, but this list can go on till my fingers are wilted down to the bone from typing.
I kept my thoughts/daydreams on a... How would you say it a PG rating by not going into deep....
I might scare some of you out there with whats in my head..
 
i wonder a lot how long i can sleep if nothing bothered me. i really want to sleep like a bear lol
 
I wear too much eyeliner.
wheres the scout update?
chocolate pretzels are awesome.
 
Or are they a conspiracy, all invented characters by Deacon?

I haven't invented anyone :P

Is everyone here an alter ego of Deacon (pun not intended)?

God I hope not. :D

Am I an alter ego of Deacon? Was I brainwashed?

No. Maybe.

Is Deacon an alter ego of someone... higher up?

Not in eGO, but cosmically speaking I suppose we all are: The water is because the wave is.

What will Deacon become in a future reincarnation?

Either a Choopakabra or a Code Monkey

Why are we incarnating Deacon anyway?

I do not think that word means what you think that word means.
 
Was at work and dreaming away (ya I know I should not be doing that at work buuuut meh)

What must it have been like back in the time of wooden ships to come up with the idea that.
"Hey I think a ship made out of metal will float"

How crazy would they of thought the person was?

Just imagine you where teleported via TF2 style back in time and you had to explain to someone that. "Yes a ship made of all metal can float."

How would you argue the in that kind of situation knowing full well that you are right but having no real definitive proof to give to that person that you are right?

Just Imagine, that person might still believe that the world is flat and that everything revolves around the earth.

Lol this all happened at lunch(and about an hour and a half into my shift) today which I wasted arguing over the best possible way to answer my own question.
 
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