Startling Revelations About the Pyro's Paper Bag

The pyro is not a girl. The pyro would have 543 more voice taunts, because we all know how much girls like to talk.



.......an now comes the time that I run away

Lmao Sniper...I dont know if you would call it a duck, but it is a bird...
 
You have all missed the point. That cannot be a paper bag on the pyro. It would burn up in the first encounter. It is instead made of asbestos. And the fire parts off it "like water off a duck's back". There you have it, it's all explained.
 
so do we lose our paper bags tomorrow?

Holiday Restriction: Halloween
 
Maybe the pyro is just really ugly, and is actually a swan.
 
LOL, owned with evidence. I will concede.

Man, when will you learn. If somebody gives you "facts" you don't like, you just come up with facts that favor your arguement. How do you think politicians always have numbers about bills and crap?
 
So I got to thinking about the paper bag and the pyro, and it suddenly hit me.

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What does the Pyro have on it's bag? A duck! but not just any duck. A BABY duck! And what do we call baby ducks? CHICKS!

So the pyro is a....?


the pyro also stands with his/her hands on his/her hips when all the other classes have their hands above their heads when they loose. this could be pssible, but in the en it al comes down to valve
 
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