Startling Revelations About the Pyro's Paper Bag

[Stinky Wizzleteats]

But the muffled mumble sounds so manly.....haha

She has a deep voice from breathing all the smoke from the fires she started.

 

[Carmine]

She has a deep voice from all the fires she started.

It is from the asbestos suit.

 

[The IRS]

I think the pyro is Barbara Walters...

 

[Louis VI]

I think the pyro is... a spy !

 

[eXistance]

A chick!
Haha i noticed this when i saw it the very first time.

 

[Deadly Bunny]

I took it as meaning "you're a sitting duck", or something

 

[opscomm]

I think it means something along the lines of SUPRISE!!!

 

[Noise]

There should be another bag for the pyro with a laughing dog.

 

[AJC]

CHICK!

 

[Ducttape]

Men can't understand anything women say.

I can't understand anything the Pyro says.

Pyro = Woman.

/logic'd

 

[FoeFighter]

If I remember The Far Side right, that means the fear, that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

wait... The Pyro is Gary Larson?!!??

 

[Omniblast]

*sigh* MR. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a pyro.

1, 2, crunch, 3.

Now the world will never know.

 

[Zippy]

I would read the paper bag as saying "Not Chick". The ! is a common symbol for the boolean negation operator and is correctly used in front of the operand, in this case Chick.

 

[JiveMoose]

So..that..means..the..pyro..is...

A SPAH!

 

[Carmine]

I would read the paper bag as saying "Not Chick". The ! is a common symbol for the boolean negation operator and is correctly used in front of the operand, in this case Chick.

Yes but who dresses as what they are for halloween?

 

[netmare]

The pyro is the DJ in Slipknot?

cg

 

[Slinger O Guns]

Another thing about the pyro, if you look in the spawn room on the far left above the pyros little locker and hanging area. You will see a pyro suit below and above it a type of purse! Now I ask you, fine ladies and gentlemen of eGO! What self respecting man would carry a purse?

 

[FoeFighter]

A homosexual one?
maybe it's his girlfriends purse and she left it there as she went to get cheeseburgers?
or maybe the pyro just isn't a self-respecting man.

so many answers so little time

 

[natxavier]

She's a witch! Burn her!

 

[Thereven]

Another thing about the pyro, if you look in the spawn room on the far left above the pyros little locker and hanging area. You will see a pyro suit below and above it a type of purse! Now I ask you, fine ladies and gentlemen of eGO! What self respecting man would carry a purse?

Clearly that is not a purse. It is a camera bag with stains.

Everyone knows women's purses fall into two categories:

1. Giant bags that hold half their possessions
2. Teeny-tiny bags suitable for going out

As it is too large to be a "going out" purse and too small for a "I know it's in here somewhere" purse, it must not be a purse. Also, it has no strap.

So clearly it's a protective case of some kind, most likely a camera or something of similar size. And that is no flower, just a random collection of stains on a well-used protective case.