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By playing Jail for a while now I have come by some rules that all must abide by. But by any means these are NOT THE REAL JAIL RULES, just silly ones. This is just for fun!!!
Like:
Silly Rule #0 of Jail: Ramp is the jail king
Silly Rule #1 of Jail: Never trust FooFookudleypoops/FooFoo For President.
Silly Rule # 1-5 of Jail: BloodyBunny will eat your first born.
Silly Rule #5 of Jail: All Justin Bieber fans should be banned instantly, unless your name is Artinz, his own customized FREEDAY!
Silly Rule #6 of Jail: Darth should go back to TF2, before he gets owned by a 10 year old.
Silly Rule #12 of Jail: Jail will ruin your self esteem if played too often.
Silly Rule #20 of Jail: Kigen will ban you.
Silly Rule #33 of Jail: The warden is never right. Listening to him just gets you killed quicker.
Silly Rule #36 of Jail: Never give Deathblade ST
Silly Rule #37 of Jail: That goes for Pureblood also
Silly Rule #42 of Jail: Newb for Warden!
Silly Rule #43 of Jail: If Newb and Kevi are complaining of accidentally eating their cyanide... LET THEM GO TO HEAL!
Silly Rule #44 of Jail: Don't revoke Newb/Kevi's ST or FreeDay... they get angry... Just ask Ric
Silly Rule #69 of Jail: Do not warden when Jimmy Kudo is on T
Silly Rule #88 of Jail: If Ric is AFK, usually leave him alone he will not be coming back.
Silly Rule #99 of Jail: 99% of all CS:S admins playing at any one time can be found on the Jail server. Still, that isn't enough admin power for Jail.
Silly Rule #107 of Jail: Jomi is a supermodel
Silly Rule #207 of Jail: There is a trigger word that will make Spitfire'd suicide EVERY time it is typed or spoken. And there's no way I'm telling you what it is.
Silly Rule #208 of Jail: If Spitfire'd says he is going somewhere and says "Good Day Sir" it is official and you will be accused of free killing if you shoot him.
Silly Rule #209 of Jail: Long Live the Jail Metagame =)
Silly Rule #666 of Jail: Jail gives you a larger p--Oh, nevermind.
Silly Rule #MCVII: Vishnu must drown for the CT's to have a chance. If Vishnu is not availablefaux may act as a fill in.
Silly Rule #1337 of Jail: Never EVER EVER leave CaptainFistPump alone during st... he will find a way to kill u (even with a teacup)
Silly Rule #over9000 of Jail: Simon owns the jail in reality. And you know it, deep down. LIVE IT
Silly Rule #9001 of Jail: Whenever playing jail Captain Nighthawk become Private Daypidgeon, and must be referred to as such.
Silly Rule # 49141 of Jail: Ric has such awesome skillz he can kill you while being AFK - Excuse me I meant while being Ric, That really happened once >_<
Silly Rule #1-100,000,000,000,000 of Jail: Give kilroy19 ST or bad things will happen to your socks BAD THINGS
Silly Rule #infinity of Jail: Always give Nightmare490 ST!! ALWAYS!!
Other Rules/ Sub Rules:
Good Rule: Don't talk back to console Ric can tell you what happens.
Awesome Jail Rule #-0: Cryptex is supreme in knowledge
Awesome Jail Rule #1: Darth NEVER misses
Awesome Jail Rule #2: Darth deserves ST every round
Jail obscure rule 1<3: Rebelling prisoners giving cake to gaurds gives them amnesty and returns them to regular prisoner status.
Jail obscure rule 1</3: Having cyanide in the cake does not diminish the effect of rule 1<3
Funny Jail Rule #1058: Believe in the curse of Burnt Fried Rice (people who played Jail way back in the day would remember this.)
When {TJ} members arrive, expect the following:
1.) Rules/orders will be followed TO THE LETTER.
2.) We WILL find loopholes, and we WILL NOT take kindly to being freekilled for it. (Example: "Breaking Simon Says". As a sidenote, Cryptex's precision and clarity makes him a good warden).
3.) No, Jeod isn't detouring OR delaying. Stop accusing/threatening him already.
What are some others?
Like:
Silly Rule #0 of Jail: Ramp is the jail king
Silly Rule #1 of Jail: Never trust FooFookudleypoops/FooFoo For President.
Silly Rule # 1-5 of Jail: BloodyBunny will eat your first born.
Silly Rule #5 of Jail: All Justin Bieber fans should be banned instantly, unless your name is Artinz, his own customized FREEDAY!
Silly Rule #6 of Jail: Darth should go back to TF2, before he gets owned by a 10 year old.
Silly Rule #12 of Jail: Jail will ruin your self esteem if played too often.
Silly Rule #20 of Jail: Kigen will ban you.
Silly Rule #33 of Jail: The warden is never right. Listening to him just gets you killed quicker.
Silly Rule #36 of Jail: Never give Deathblade ST
Silly Rule #37 of Jail: That goes for Pureblood also
Silly Rule #42 of Jail: Newb for Warden!
Silly Rule #43 of Jail: If Newb and Kevi are complaining of accidentally eating their cyanide... LET THEM GO TO HEAL!
Silly Rule #44 of Jail: Don't revoke Newb/Kevi's ST or FreeDay... they get angry... Just ask Ric
Silly Rule #69 of Jail: Do not warden when Jimmy Kudo is on T
Silly Rule #88 of Jail: If Ric is AFK, usually leave him alone he will not be coming back.
Silly Rule #99 of Jail: 99% of all CS:S admins playing at any one time can be found on the Jail server. Still, that isn't enough admin power for Jail.
Silly Rule #107 of Jail: Jomi is a supermodel
Silly Rule #207 of Jail: There is a trigger word that will make Spitfire'd suicide EVERY time it is typed or spoken. And there's no way I'm telling you what it is.
Silly Rule #208 of Jail: If Spitfire'd says he is going somewhere and says "Good Day Sir" it is official and you will be accused of free killing if you shoot him.
Silly Rule #209 of Jail: Long Live the Jail Metagame =)
Silly Rule #666 of Jail: Jail gives you a larger p--Oh, nevermind.
Silly Rule #MCVII: Vishnu must drown for the CT's to have a chance. If Vishnu is not availablefaux may act as a fill in.
Silly Rule #1337 of Jail: Never EVER EVER leave CaptainFistPump alone during st... he will find a way to kill u (even with a teacup)
Silly Rule #over9000 of Jail: Simon owns the jail in reality. And you know it, deep down. LIVE IT
Silly Rule #9001 of Jail: Whenever playing jail Captain Nighthawk become Private Daypidgeon, and must be referred to as such.
Silly Rule # 49141 of Jail: Ric has such awesome skillz he can kill you while being AFK - Excuse me I meant while being Ric, That really happened once >_<
Silly Rule #1-100,000,000,000,000 of Jail: Give kilroy19 ST or bad things will happen to your socks BAD THINGS
Silly Rule #infinity of Jail: Always give Nightmare490 ST!! ALWAYS!!
Other Rules/ Sub Rules:
Good Rule: Don't talk back to console Ric can tell you what happens.
Awesome Jail Rule #-0: Cryptex is supreme in knowledge
Awesome Jail Rule #1: Darth NEVER misses
Awesome Jail Rule #2: Darth deserves ST every round
Jail obscure rule 1<3: Rebelling prisoners giving cake to gaurds gives them amnesty and returns them to regular prisoner status.
Jail obscure rule 1</3: Having cyanide in the cake does not diminish the effect of rule 1<3
Funny Jail Rule #1058: Believe in the curse of Burnt Fried Rice (people who played Jail way back in the day would remember this.)
When {TJ} members arrive, expect the following:
1.) Rules/orders will be followed TO THE LETTER.
2.) We WILL find loopholes, and we WILL NOT take kindly to being freekilled for it. (Example: "Breaking Simon Says". As a sidenote, Cryptex's precision and clarity makes him a good warden).
3.) No, Jeod isn't detouring OR delaying. Stop accusing/threatening him already.
What are some others?
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