Lol nice job mate on this excellent post. xD
I agree with Mayhem, it should be stickied for future reference to new comers to Jailbreak.
As for me, I found my place on the list:
2. Quiet
These inmates only talk when they must. Only will they talk during guard games, or when asked a question that they feel they HAVE to answer. Quiet inmates can be very tricky for guards to predict.
a. The inmate will launch him/herself at a guard at any given moment, without any kind of warning. The guards usually don?t know how to treat these inmates (solitary, ST, or free day) as they show no language that is threatening or peaceful.
b. The inmate follows orders without question and usually has a very good chance of getting last request due to the fact that they listen 90% of the time while other inmates are blabbering and not paying attention. They do not complain, they do not question, and they do not back talk. They are there for the sole purpose of having fun, and do not care (or just ignore) about other inmates that speak in the server.
While sometimes I get out of hand and shout out a lot of random stuff, I like to stay quiet, pay attention, and surprise the gaurds with a rush.
