You know you fail at TF2 when..

[Aaron]

You play from 2am to 9am and do not find literally 1 item. At all.

That's right. I played from 2am, to 9am.

"What cool items did you find, Un0fficial?"

Hahahaha

Nothing.

 

[Ezekiel]

When you're playing spy, whiff 2 easy backstabs and then backpedal off a cliff to the laughter of half the server.

 

[Aaron]

When you're a spy, and you have 4 easy backstabs just setting in front of you, and right as you're about to stab, a spy stabs you.

 

[Believer]

You jump around the corner as a Heavy without spinning your gun, only to find an enemy Heavy around the corner waiting for you. Oh yeah, and he didn't forget to spin his gun up.

 

[Noise]

You know when you fail at tf2 when you aren't me. Now shut up about how I have a stupid high rank, hlstats is stupid and doesn't get that im amazing.

 

[Angstrom]

When, as a scout, you're looking at your victim's back and you miss all 4 shots of the shortstop at point blank just because you're too focused on being all jumpy and speedy.

 

[Wilson!!]

When Your sniping, and another sniper has the full set, so even though you fully charged your shot, and hit the other sniper in the head, it doesnt kill him, so you easily die from a body shot...

 

[Vexx]

When my... err I mean your kill/death ratio is 0:43.

 

[Darth]

Ive been playing tf2 for over 2 years and ive only found 1-2 hats! I find it bad that people who started playing 2 months ago idle for hours and get 20 hats.

 

[Dead Tom]

I love having hats

 

[Neo Omega]

Ive been playing tf2 for over 2 years and ive only found 1-2 hats! I find it bad that people who started playing 2 months ago idle for hours and get 20 hats.

Idle + melt down weapons ... i gave away most of my hats to friends (i only use bill's hat and will continue to only use bill's hat)

When Your sniping, and another sniper has the full set, so even though you fully charged your shot, and hit the other sniper in the head, it doesnt kill him, so you easily die from a body shot...

that new danger shield helps. i rarely die now from a body shot from full health

 

[ModusPwnens]

...when you pull out your dead ringer right before jumping down a ledge and drop a body behind you T_T;;

 

[JayFlip]

It's wednesday. You probably capped.

 

[GreatNate]

Ive been playing tf2 for over 2 years and ive only found 1-2 hats! I find it bad that people who started playing 2 months ago idle for hours and get 20 hats.

<3 I know exactly what you mean, the only hats I found were the fancy fedora (yay) and the bald head for the sniper, boo.

 

[-Fake]

A spy that's a spy, then that spy that just stabbed the spy just gets stab, then the spy that stabbed the spy that just stabbed the spy stabs that spy, Then the spy that stabbed the spy that stabbed the spy gets backstabbed.

 

[mrcool]

You fail at TF2 because Valve's buggy mysterious drop system didn't give you anything? You have a strange definition of fail.

 

[Bonecrusher]

When you cant headshot standing target -_-

 

[crazyrockets]

You play from 2am to 9am and figurativly find 100 items, but literally find none! At all.

Nothing.

 

[Cheez]

Is the drops really on Wednesday? Because I haven't gotten anything till this morning. I think its Thursday... just got 6 drops.

 

[eurocracy]

When you're not even in the TF2 division