State Of The Turbine Address

=[Ga]= AutoDMC

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Messieurs and Mesdames of the Division Leadership, Councilman Sloppie, Admins, distinguished guests, and fellow Edgegamers:

My promise to JohnT requires that from time to time, I AutoDMC shall give to the forums information about the state of Turbine. For over a year, I have been negligent of my duties.

At the North Texas Edgegamers Meet and Greet I made a promise to JohnT that if Edgegamers were to host a Turbine server I would take it as my duty to ensure that it was number one in Edgegamers, and number one in the world.

A year ago, Turbine hit number one on the Edgegamers server list; it was impossible to get a slot during peak hours. Overflow would spill into Valvemaps and vote for Turbine.

However, these times have past. Turbine has suffered some crippling blows. It's IP has changed at least once, losing it's stats. Server glitches made playing the map hit and miss, and it's set to 24 players, making it that much harder to rake in the epic points.

Turbine Lovers Unite

However, I'm back and Turbine is coming with me. But I'll need the help of every Turbine Lover here in Edgegamers to make it happen.

1) Join the Turbine Lovers Unite!!! Edgegamers group

Turbine Lovers Unite is a great way for... Turbine lovers to... unite. Knowing who around us are Turbine Lovers is a good start to getting a core of activity on the server.

2) Bite the bullet and go all Yossarian over Turbine

For those who haven't read Catch-22 (you should), Yossarian was one of the few sane pilots who just kept doing the bomber flights even though there was nothing in it for him.

This is what we need to do. The end goal is to have a full Turbine 24/7. The sort term goal is to run laps on an empty server as a Scout.

Turbine is in a Catch-22: It's empty because nobody knows it's been fixed and rebooted. Nobody knows it's been fixed and rebooted because it's empty. Even 2 or 3 people on the server can boost it enough to get more players in; all it takes are a few and BAM! Full server.

But it takes a dedicated few who don't mind playing Scout Vs. Scout for a few minutes.

3) Add me to friends

I'm lonely.

4) Even when you're not planning to Turbine, Turbine.

So you get on to play some Blackmesa and it's full? Join Turbine and set your "autojoin" to Blackmesa. You can still play the map you want, while helping Turbine. Your +1 might be what's needed to make Turbine jump into the first screen or two on the server browser.

You can also do this even when your preferred server isn't full. Some days I just don't want to Turbine. I want to play in Mann Manor, or maybe I've been hit to hard on the head and want to play some Teufort. Even on those days, 10-15 minutes on Turbine before you play could make all the difference in the world.

Are you with me, friends?

It's going to be a slog; with only 24 player slots, in order to make first place again we'll need to keep the server packed 24/7. No, it's not going to be easy or fast, but we Turbine Lovers can do it. We just need to unite and do it!

Expect to see more Turbine goodness as we go forward. For now, let's make Turbine #1! Who's with me?!
 
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Now that the manor event is over, I'll be back home on Turbine
 
eh, I've seen a lot of Turbine regulars haunting (c wat I did there?) the cp_manor servers the last week.

Now that the Halloween event is over, give them a few days to finish throwing up candy-corn flavored goodness and Turbine will be back at full strength!

Unless...is eGO planning on running cp_mountainlab on the 208.43.76.159:27015 server?
 
You had me at
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But really, I'm sorry for neglecting Turbine :p
 
I have no problem with Turbine. When I play TF2, its the only one of our servers that I even consider going to. The only problem I have is the way people play thanks to the Polyfail update. But that's a personal issue with players, not the server/map. Though it does seem to be one of those maps where one team's turtled up and the other team has middle, or its a steamroll, but whatever.

2) Bite the bullet and go all Yossarian over Turbine

For those who haven't read Catch-22 (you should), Yossarian was one of the few sane pilots who just kept doing the bomber flights even though there was nothing in it for him.

This is what we need to do. The end goal is to have a full Turbine 24/7. The sort term goal is to run laps on an empty server as a Scout.

Turbine is in a Catch-22: It's empty because nobody knows it's been fixed and rebooted. Nobody knows it's been fixed and rebooted because it's empty.

I'm going to live forever or die trying.
 
You had me at =[Ga]= AutoDMC. So this thread gets the:

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I've personally gone to great lengths to gripe about the spawn timers until they got fixed. I also go to bat for this server weekly in IRC and Vent. Whenever Council says "it's not full, let's change the map" I stick my fingers in my ears and shout back "nananananana I can't hear you". Then I realize they can't see me, and I can't type back in IRC nor key my mic in Vent with my fingers in my ears. So I respond with "there's a strong Turbine community, give it time, we moved the server and borked the spawn timers so they left. Now that it's fixed, they'll be back. Just give it time." Prove me right!
 
You had me at =[Ga]= AutoDMC. So this thread gets the:

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I've personally gone to great lengths to gripe about the spawn timers until they got fixed. I also go to bat for this server weekly in IRC and Vent. Whenever Council says "it's not full, let's change the map" I stick my fingers in my ears and shout back "nananananana I can't hear you". Then I realize they can't see me, and I can't type back in IRC nor key my mic in Vent with my fingers in my ears. So I respond with "there's a strong Turbine community, give it time, we moved the server and borked the spawn timers so they left. Now that it's fixed, they'll be back. Just give it time." Prove me right!

well, we could always get another 2fort server, because it's such an awesome map and everything. They are always full. The gameplay and skill level is top notch. Hell, most competitive players strictly play 2fort because it's such an awesome map. EVERYONE LOVES 2FORT BEC..............<gets removed forcibly by 4 masked thugs grumbling about vents or something>
 
You had me at
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Damn! He beat me to it!

In all seriousness, though, I first noticed turbine numbers significantly dropping after the Manor Event got up. Which is a crying shame because the only two servers I want to play are Turbine and Dustbowl. So when one got yanked for that incredibly bad event and the other died because people would only play on that terribly bad event, it broke my heart.

I haven't really played TF2 all that much since then. I'ma do my best to fill Turbine. Gonna make my hero Atten proud of me.
 
Turbine, my first favorite TF2 stock map. However can you forgive me? I left in search of cooler, newer custom maps, but only found that I was yearning for more. I was yearing for you. Can you ever forgive me?
 

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