The Jail Battle Report

[ThundrRok]

We have a dual-exclusive today on JAIL

A message for all you prospering T's

and a news article for all you sour CT's



Welcome all honorary inmates!

Are you a winner? Are you the best? Can you outwit, outplay, outlast, or out-rebel your fellow inmates? I certainly dont think so!

I dont just compete, I am the better basketball player,

I can jump higher

I jump rope like no other.

I dive off the highest diving board everytime.

I am not a camper.

I am a rebeller!

I am the king of the world!

I will stop at nothing less than the best at every game in jail. So help me, I will kill you in the proccess.

I am the best.

Wait, you dont think so?

Then I challenge you to win, win so much I have to forfeit my crown, go on, get it.

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Breaking news today, it appears the the CT's are on strike, partially giving up their bid to whip the Ts' into shape.

From the front lines Ct's have lost organization, command structure, decision making, and overall order in their jail.

This comes as no surprise to many, as it has created a downward spiral to lead Jail into a never ending loop of boringness.

Ct's have completely lost there composure and organization. with some Ct's walking off the jail cell to look at fish. No longer do they keep a distance from the T's, no longer do they squash any rebellion immediately. Ct's have lost their touch in controlling the crowds. No longer do we have gun checks, no more do we slay those who do not follow our orders.

The command structure, or lack of is plaguing the server. Quality mics seem to be a thing of the past, knowing what to do seems to be on a at-will basis. Most 'wardens' seem to keel over and lie down whenever a T kills someone.

Further analysis has come forth and it is now appearant that there is a 37 percent rise in baiting. This is a major issue, for when a T gets a gun, and is not dealt with, it is GG.

Apart from these, there have been reports of poor economic growth of games. it seems that a lack of creativity is playing a dramatic role in the recession of Jail. A source has verified for me that the 'newest game' created
in jail is over 6 months old. This is a dramatic change as games were being created almost every day 6 months ago. Games that were spur of the moment became repeats, and repeats became tradition, but now, we have no sparks, no creativity. This is a call for change, as recent slides in popularity have been shifting the outlook on a fun, enjoyable experience.

How we used to properly deal with rebellers:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ENo59ghnE[/ame]

(credits to Kilroy19)


My Challenge:

make a new game, submit it here, and if IMO becomes popular, ie( 'played for more than a week and by more than just yourself') you will receive 50 000 CC

Please submit your game idea before introducing it, so we can track who made what... All submissions will be confidential!




ThundrRok

 

[Mr. Boe Jangles]

Interesting

That jail night was great!

 

[Zimmy]

So, what you're saying is, the proper way to deal with a rebellion is massacre?

 

[ThundrRok]

just some fun i found on youtube, main story, get in there, have some fun

 

[Bryan]

Office is better

 

[BokkChoi]

Implying jail has been any bit creative over the past year and a half.
Implying jail has been any fun in the past year and a half or so.
Implying highschool is the more fun and competitive game mode.

 

[Bryan]

Jail is really bad now compared to early 2010, back then - it was the reason I got CS:S.

 

[Muffs]

Jail is bad now, I used to love it.. It was one of the reasons I joined eGO but ah well. It just needs better games, better wardens, trivia, and black ops back.

 

[SigmaMX]

Well ill submit my ideas. As a Jail lover and experienced player i feel the rages that overwhelm our servers most of the time...Or i have no idea wtf am i talking about but nevertheless ill summon something.

 

[ThundrRok]

The whole post was about how to fix jail! duh


.. Don't forget, you submit your idea, then you follow through and make it popular.. and get 50 000CC !!

 

[iEye Captain]

I only play Jail because Cryptex is my hero.

 

[penguin]

Thundr you don't even play jail anymore

 

[ThundrRok]

I am now, a lot of people stopped, and the articles state why, so read it, and fix it!

 

[Abdul]

I've stopped playing jail because of many different reasons, the freekills is a very TINY fraction of why I left.

Edit: Also your first 5 screenshots are from the map called vipinthemix, we dont have that in the jail server? Those are the maps that will bring such players back and more. Plus good old marbles.

 

[LadyFace]

I need to come to Jail night more often -.-

I keep missing all the good stuff.

 

[The Judge]

I need to come to Jail night more often -.-

I keep missing all the good stuff.

^^^ This.

 

[ThundrRok]

Don't Forget to submit ideas!

 

[kilroyy-]

oh my video

 

[VP :3]

Jail is pretty hard to fix how it is right now. I'm not saying we can't do it, we just have to work harder at it.