Long Time listener, First Time caller.

[Hammer of Thor]

Hey guys, been playing on Avalanche for a while now, and finally decided to create an account and say thanks for the awesome server.

 

[shazbaz]

Why not join eGO bro??

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Don't I at least get some flowers before such a big commitment?

 

[prime ZERO]

Is this good enough for the flowers?

 

[Ravage]

Is this good enough for the flowers?

No its not...no where in there do I see EdgeGamers or the eGO logo.

 

[Faceman1725]

Glad that you came on the forums! I'll see you in Avalanche!

 

[Skippy]

You get something, but it's not flowers (ask Dr.Comp).

 

[Hammer of Thor]

I'm a fat cat who must be wooed.

 

[Madvillain]

I'm a fat cat who must be wooed.

Give this man-cat a medal, I like where he's going with this!

 

[Sumac]

Here is the deal. You can stay on our servers and play as a pub as long as you like. You will get to enjoy the same people you have during your time on Avalanche. I played on eGO servers and chatted with members for over a year before I decided to join. Looking back now I don't know why I waited that long.

If however you join eGO, you become a member of the best group of gamers I have had the experience of playing with. You will also (an most importantly) be a part of a mature gaming community that enjoys the gaming environment we help maintain for our pubs. Good solid people who will do what they can to make sure you enjoy your time here.

You will be able to join in on events we hold for members several times each week. Realism, gun-game, hide-n-seek and other random events. This includes a month long realism tournament in a RISK world domination style event that brings in over 100+ players each time around.

Outside the DoD:S division, there are other games within the eGO community. Most if not all of us game with many gamers outside this division. There are often events that involve multiple divisions prizes ect.

It is your choice, but we are always looking for more good people.

 

[Silent_Predator]

I shall woo you with cookies!

on a side note: they look yummy.

 

[Dr.Compton]

You wont have to worry about paying any medical bills either once you enlist! Im head of the eGO Medical Facilities and if you get sick, lose an arm, murder someone, or realize the world is being overran by ravenous zombies you can come straight to me without waiting in the morgue and my assistants Jeod66, Spray, or C-Whit (Avoid the last one, he will bite you even though he isnt a zombie) will take care of you until you can come into my office. If you feel like you'll be bored waiting in my completely golden waiting room, you can talk to my secretary Meg (She loves to play tag, so its fun), or if you feel like she'll bore you too (She wont, but sometimes she has to come entertain me) we can redirect you to Stormy, who is the head of my Psychology and Lolcat department. Dont worry about unruly patients either, whenever some of the crazies (Like Silent Predator, Ddily, Darth, Death Keeper, YoSpankDawg, Gavin, Deets, or Kiwi) start to act up, my orderlies GreenLightTerror, General Nuisance, BlueStealth, or Boyle (Boyle is my favorite orderly) will handle them swiftly.

But I wont lie to you, there are some downsides to joining eGO. Sometimes an event will be hosted at a time where you have to work, or where you were tricked into a dinner of some sort and you'll either have to A) Kill your boss to get out of work or B) Kill your waiter to get out of dinner, even then though it isnt all bad. If you've had to kill a boss or co-worker, or a waiter or hostess, you can bring them to the morgue where our official fabricator Slayr357 will get you out of any trouble you might be in because of the murders you (did not) commit

Plus you get access to the cafeteria ran by our ugly half sister division OP90X:FS The cafeteria lady DigitalDJ with it's handy spatula man, Yeti, will serve up the best grub this side of the Atlantic or Pacific Sea.

Lastly, if none of that convinced you, look at my sig, and stare into the owl's eyes, then repeat these words, "I want to join eGO." 150 times (Optional, but slightly recommended, you can also read the quotes below. Some of those are on vent, which I recommend you come hang out on, even if you dont have a mic)

 

[I SURVIVED LONDON BLITZ]

We give coffee and cookie's in dods, so join us for a snack. Have fun whatever you decide to do.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Snack sounds lovely. I'll be sticking around for sure.

 

[Ravage]

I shall woo you with cookies!

on a side note: they look yummy.

They do indeed look yummy.

 

[Nosh]

DOD is 10X more fun when you are also in vent with us. Fire it up and come down to the DOD rooms.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Eh. I know. I need to go get a headset...but I'm waiting for the razor one for ToR to come one....

 

[ST0RMY]

I'm glad to hear that you enjoy our Avalanche server. Please feel free to check out our forums, discuss topics, and later down the line if you want to become a members let us know.

Don't I at least get some flowers before such a big commitment?

P.S.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

I'm glad to hear that you enjoy our Avalanche server. Please feel free to check out our forums, discuss topics, and later down the line if you want to become a members let us know.



P.S.

Well if you put it that way....

 

[stewie574]

and ALWAYS remember that the CS:S division is our mortal enemy. if they try to convince you otherwise, remember: JUST SAY NO. this applies to many other things, like drugs and alcohol.