You wont have to worry about paying any medical bills either once you enlist! Im head of the eGO Medical Facilities and if you get sick, lose an arm, murder someone, or realize the world is being overran by ravenous zombies you can come straight to me without waiting in the morgue and my assistants Jeod66, Spray, or C-Whit (Avoid the last one, he will bite you even though he isnt a zombie) will take care of you until you can come into my office. If you feel like you'll be bored waiting in my completely golden waiting room, you can talk to my secretary Meg (She loves to play tag, so its fun), or if you feel like she'll bore you too (She wont, but sometimes she has to come entertain me) we can redirect you to Stormy, who is the head of my Psychology and Lolcat department. Dont worry about unruly patients either, whenever some of the crazies (Like Silent Predator, Ddily, Darth, Death Keeper, YoSpankDawg, Gavin, Deets, or Kiwi) start to act up, my orderlies GreenLightTerror, General Nuisance, BlueStealth, or Boyle (Boyle is my favorite orderly) will handle them swiftly.
But I wont lie to you, there are some downsides to joining eGO. Sometimes an event will be hosted at a time where you have to work, or where you were tricked into a dinner of some sort and you'll either have to A) Kill your boss to get out of work or B) Kill your waiter to get out of dinner, even then though it isnt all bad. If you've had to kill a boss or co-worker, or a waiter or hostess, you can bring them to the morgue where our official fabricator Slayr357 will get you out of any trouble you might be in because of the murders you (did not) commit
Plus you get access to the cafeteria ran by our ugly half sister division OP90X:FS The cafeteria lady DigitalDJ with it's handy spatula man, Yeti, will serve up the best grub this side of the Atlantic or Pacific Sea.
Lastly, if none of that convinced you, look at my sig, and stare into the owl's eyes, then repeat these words, "I want to join eGO." 150 times (Optional, but slightly recommended, you can also read the quotes below. Some of those are on vent, which I recommend you come hang out on, even if you dont have a mic)