Wize's Ask Me Anything!

Do you love me? How many hats do you have irl? How many hats do you have IRL? Favorite game? Favorite food?

Hello I am Wize for a day

No I don't love you, I'm to lame to wear hats irl, I'm way to low of a level to have hats IRL, My favorite game is sit and worship retro, and my favorite food is hatorade
 
Do you identify yourself as an equal to Gandalf?
Why is your rapping so horrible?
Why don't you wear hats IRL?
IMO it's fun, tho I still need to stumble upon a Salvaged Crate IRL :)
 
Do you identify yourself as an equal to Gandalf?
Why is your rapping so horrible?
Why don't you wear hats IRL?
IMO it's fun, tho I still need to stumble upon a Salvaged Crate IRL :)

I'm better than Gandalf
It's awesome
I do wear hats INRL

cna oyu raed htis?
 
Sup bro, Serious question. Buckle up.

If there existed a parallel universe where dogs could speak our language (keep in mind that in theory it would be very possible that it does, also, their level of intelligence would be equal to ours (if it's not already equal or even superior to ours, seeing as we both ruin our own planet, which is basically our only change of survival, since we're way too fit to this planet through evolution that leaving would be pretty much impossible, and the fact that it has been proven time after time that we usually consider the intelligence level of animals on this planet far inferior than it actually is) so that they would be able to communicate with us on a normal level of mutual understanding.) what would you think their usual subjects of discussion would be? Also, would you think dog-suicide (yes, this has happened numerous times) would be at an all-time high?
 
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Sup bro, Serious question. Buckle up.

If there existed a parallel universe where dogs could speak our language (keep in mind that in theory it would be very possible that it does, also, their level of intelligence would be equal to ours (if it's not already equal or even superior to ours, seeing as we both ruin our own planet, which is basically our only change of survival, since we're way too fit to this planet through evolution that leaving would be pretty much impossible, and the fact that it has been proven time after time that we usually consider the intelligence level of animals on this planet far inferior than it actually is) so that they would be able to communicate with us on a normal level of mutual understanding.) what would you think their usual subjects of discussion would be? Also, would you think dog-suicide (yes, this has happened numerous times) would be at an all-time high?


Did you make all that?!?
 
If you were involved in a serious accident that got you stranded and spent the time making a time machine to go back in time to save yourself, would you save yourself from the accident seeing as when you went back in time to prevent yourself from the accident you wouldn't have been stranded to make a time machine to save yourself in the first place, would you be involved in the accident or not?
 
now ask a chick that, 95% of the time it will be boxers...

Not that high, but basically. I prefer briefs but as a guy you just have to own some boxers. There is also a difference between tighty whiteys and briefs that men under the age of 65 wear.

Then there are boxer-briefs. I have no idea what to make of those things. It's like someone merged the worst of both worlds into one awful design.
 
Not that high, but basically. I prefer briefs but as a guy you just have to own some boxers. There is also a difference between tighty whiteys and briefs that men under the age of 65 wear.

Then there are boxer-briefs. I have no idea what to make of those things. It's like someone merged the worst of both worlds into one awful design.

When I said Briefs I meant boxer-briefs. I wear them because I'm physically active and they are great for sports/working out.
 
When I said Briefs I meant boxer-briefs. I wear them because I'm physically active and they are great for sports/working out.

Dear Wize,

are you really having a serious conversation about your underwear on the internet?
 
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