Sup bro, Serious question. Buckle up.
If there existed a parallel universe where dogs could speak our language (keep in mind that in theory it would be very possible that it does, also, their level of intelligence would be equal to ours (if it's not already equal or even superior to ours, seeing as we both ruin our own planet, which is basically our only change of survival, since we're way too fit to this planet through evolution that leaving would be pretty much impossible, and the fact that it has been proven time after time that we usually consider the intelligence level of animals on this planet far inferior than it actually is) so that they would be able to communicate with us on a normal level of mutual understanding.) what would you think their usual subjects of discussion would be? Also, would you think dog-suicide (yes, this has happened numerous times) would be at an all-time high?