So I have Jury Duty Tomorrow

I got called when I was 17. Didn't have to go and haven't been called since
 
I got called for it a few years ago. Sat in the hot over crowded courtroom waiting for my name to be called for 6 hours. Had to come back the next day only to be called first and sent home. Then I ate the minstrels and rejoiced.
 
Yay, no Jury Duty today. I got placed on phone postponement...so I get to call the court house until I either get called or they dismiss me. Since I already got work off I'm stayin home and playing some Bioshock Infinity.
 
Yay, no Jury Duty today. I got placed on phone postponement...so I get to call the court house until I either get called or they dismiss me. Since I already got work off I'm stayin home and playing some Bioshock Infinity.

Win-Win. Get paid to go play Bioshock at home.
 
me: they are guilty.
lawyer: but the trial hasn't started.
me: don't care he is the reason I'm losing my day so I will be the reason he loses years.
judge: ok you can go home.

Can't wait till I can finally say all that. I was called for jury duty once and sent home an hour after I got there, they settled. I still got paid from work and $20 from the court.
 
I filled out the prerequisite forms for that once....they didn't want me...
 
me: they are guilty.
lawyer: but the trial hasn't started.
me: don't care he is the reason I'm losing my day so I will be the reason he loses years.
judge: ok you can go home.

Can't wait till I can finally say all that. I was called for jury duty once and sent home an hour after I got there, they settled. I still got paid from work and $20 from the court.

Im sorry, but I just love the idea of that made up script. That just made my night. But ya I remember when I was called for jury duty when I was 18. Thankfully I didnt have a job back then, but in the end I was called & went into some court room where the case was discussed bout some old school car & since ive never been a mechanic, I was instantly dismissed. I did manage to make $6 for the entire time I had to wait & get listen to the pre-court case. Havent been called since & seriously hope I never get called again. I really wish there was a way to get exempt from doing jury duty. Im thinking that its a way to punish us for some weird, stupid reason.
/rant
 

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