We've a zoo at home, so this is gonna be long...
Ire - A 3/4 torbie with a large feral cat 2 generations back.
Evil Gecko - Not your friendly leopard gecko, but an angry bitey alligator gecko.
Ananta - Ball python, almost ready for a new tank. These pictures are old, she's a foot longer and five pounds heavier.
Balrog the Devourer - A Mexican Fireleg Tarantula. Recently deceased, looking to replace him with a Brazilian black.
Lilith - Corn snake. Way too spastic. The wife loves this species, I prefer pythons.
Mitten - Singular because he's not big enough to make more than one mitten. We used to have three chinchillas, but two sadly passed away from a respiratory disease before we knew what was happening. Mitten has since become a total nutter.
Monty & Python - Wild rabbits rescued from a local park during a culling. We don't even bother closing their cage door, they hardly ever venture out. Oddly enough, the cat and they get along fine and Ire can often be found sleeping in their hay.
George, George, & Sodom - Sodom and her sister Gamorrah were my last attempt at unique naming. We have since had 4 or 5 black rats named George. The wife handles the naming of the non-black rats.
The Zerg - Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. I started with 6 and now have between 50 and 90 depending on the current cycle of their little ecosystem. They will often communally hiss as one for no apparent reason. Usually at 3 in the morning.
Smaug - Bearded dragon inherited with a good 300 dollar tank setup from a customer of the wife's. Was previously named something entirely unflattering and has since been dubbed for a famous dragon. Watching him go all Godzilla on the cricket population never fails to be entertaining.
Not Pictured: 2 younger male corn snakes, currently co-habitating until old enough to introduce to the female. The wife is intent on having a breeding pair. 3 mutant geckos of a unique and unidentifiable cross-species resulting from escapee matings at Petco. 2 male dumbo rats that must be kept clear of the females. A half dozen turtles that live with a friend of the family till we can get a pond installed.