Hehe
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, me after I saw you
I usually don't ask girls this until they ask me they're pregnant, but what's your name?
I'm trying to pay you cause I got pulled over earlier and the cop said I had to pay the fine
You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet
Oh wait, I forgot about the "U" "R" "A" "Q" "T"
And I know I'm missing one, but you can get the "D" later
Do you work at Starbucks?
Cause I like you a latte
Listen, I just wanna be honest. I'm a man of many talents, but I can't cook.
So I hope you don't mind eating out cause that's all I like to do
You like my shirt?
Guess what it's made out of
Boyfriend material
I heard you love basketball
So you want some of this KD?
Staying with me will remind you of the greatest rapper of all time
Because when I give you this B.I.G. you gon want to have my baby baby
Do you usually sleep with someone when you first meet them?
*No*
I'll see you tomorrow then
Can you hold this for me?
Great, now if I go deep can you throw it back?
shoutout wild'n out man
