New Mandatory Server Rules!!

Status
Not open for further replies.

Sgt. Starbuck

Famous
Legacy Members
Joined
Jul 9, 2006
Messages
496
These rules are meant to accommodate the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) on ALL eGO DOD:Source servers. They are meant to accommodate all players verified to be over age 50. You will know them because they will have the symbol of a walker above their heads.

1. When encountering an older player the server will measure the line of sight and you MUST stand still for 5 seconds to let the older guy get a fair shot at you since their hands may be shaking.

2. When encountering an older player your team chat will allow you to announce "I am going to shoot you!". This will be amplified for players with poor hearing.

3. When encountering an older player you will NOT strafe side to side under ANY conditions even when the 5 second rule expires. You may attack them straight on though.

4. When encountering an older player and you have a live grenade in your hand you must announce this fact as you did when you announced your intention to shoot them. Some of our older members have poor eyesight and may not see the smoking grenade.

5. When encountering an older player you MUST switch your weapon from fully automatic to single shot. No "spray and pray" when it comes to older members. This is only fair.

6. When encountering an older player you might see a capital "P" above their heads which indicates that they need to use the restroom which they do quite often. Upon their return the older player will switch off their "P" symbol and
the duel can continue.

7. Sniping an older player is strictly forbidden!!!!

8. If you have thrown a random nade in the direction of an older player (for instance they come around a corner unexpectedly) you must try to throw yourself upon the grenade so that the older person is not injured.


Failure to follow any of these rules automatically transfers 50 of your points to the older player.

8 simple rules that I'm sure that we can ALL easily adapt to.

Now get out there and HAVE FUN!!

Tech
 
Haha...older eGO's unite!!

These are union rules yet to be brought to a vote by Council to be instituted on all servers.

They may look benign but they can sure use those walkers!!
 
hahhahahhahahah, so funny, throw yourself on top of a nade in order to safe the enemy.

hahhaahah classic.

this rule should not go for harb, that old son of a gun is to good already.
 
In my house, Sarg is like....50 or 60 and he's ranked like 70something total.
He doesn't need any help.
 
Very funny!

Yes Sgt. Starbuck, those of us 50 or older need lots of help. The bathroom part is especially true for me. It is not easy to fight when I need to use the restroom. It makes it very hard to aim a gun on a full bladder. My generation needs all the help it can get. Thanks!
 
At 29, I qualify as old in the gaming world (all you youngsters "pwning this" and "fragging that!" In my day we had Pong, and we were glad to have it I tell you!), so I for one applaud eGO for taking this bold step and reaching out to the geriatric population! Prune juice glasses everywhere are raised in your honor!
 
Finally! Some respect from the whippersnappers.

In my day when we played DOD everything was 3D. When the army men are cast in plastic it's a given. Graphic boards were things called desks and instead of mice we used no. 2 pencils. Three cheers for progress! Tarnation! Now where the heck did I put that dadgum Geritol! Nurse!!! Nurse...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Latest posts

Back
Top